New penalties for driving and using phone

[Toby]

Toby not taking this well. Don't worry. The Oyster card is your friend

I use an oyster card and uber, people drive me around which means I can get pissed and save a fortune by not owning a car.

How much do you spend a month on your car Trev?

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

If you live in London there is no point driving .
I don't and I'm a **** , I would probably have been done for drink driving by now from waking up early after a heavy sesh and driving home .

There might be no point in driving in London but it's still wise to have a driving licence ffs! No excuse (unless you have a club foot)

@MalteseMick

 

[monacoger]

How about ****s scoffing pies sandwiches etc when driving ?
In some cases food can be a greater distraction.

Why are you aiming that at pud

 

[Null]

Worse than drink driving imho.

Defo

 

[Toby]

There might be no point in driving in London but it's still wise to have a driving licence ffs! No excuse (unless you have a club foot)

@MalteseMick

Embrace the future you fat lazy ****.

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

I use an oyster card and uber, people drive me around which means I can get pissed and save a fortune by not owning a car.

How much do you spend a month on your car Trev?

I don't drive m8

Was only wind up

 

[Null]

How about ****s scoffing pies sandwiches etc when driving ?
In some cases food can be a greater distraction.

Defo ...

I liquidise my pies and drink them through a straw.

 

[DUNCAN DONUTS]

Embrace the future you fat lazy ****.

I have uber now . £8.70 from Liverpool st to Holloway Road £25 black cab.

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

Toby reckons he saves a fortune getting ubers instead of owning a car

 

[Toby]

Toby reckons he saves a fortune getting ubers instead of owning a car

In London? Definitely.

I walk most places anyways you obese mess.

 

[monacoger]

In London? Definitely.

I walk most places anyways you obese mess.

Tobes schooling Trev as per the script

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

In London? Definitely.

I walk most places anyways you obese mess.

seething

My resting heartbeat is 54

What's yours oh healthy one?

 

[Toby]

seething

My resting heartbeat is 54

What's yours oh healthy one?

I can see my penis.

Toby 1 - Trev 0

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

I don't need to worry about saving a fortune anyway. I'm not a tinker

 

[Ciaran]

There's ****ers drive into town, pay for parking and petrol obviously. Wear and tear on the motor. Do their shopping hump it to the car and drive home.

Get a bus that drops you right in the city centre for a couple of pound on a day ticket.

You should only really need a motor for work if you live in a city with decent public transport.

 

[Ciaran]

My Ma found some old boy dead this morning

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

There's ****ers drive into town, pay for parking and petrol obviously. Wear and tear on the motor. Do their shopping hump it to the car and drive home.

Get a bus that drops you right in the city centre for a couple of pound on a day ticket.

You should only really need a motor for work if you live in a city with decent public transport.

The bus!

**** that!!

 

[monacoger]

My Ma found some old boy dead this morning

Not in her bed I hope.

 

[Ciaran]

Not in her bed I hope.

So do I.

 

[monacoger]

So do I.

Have you spoken to your dad today? If I were you, I'd give him a call