Diame defo needs to play deeper if at all in all seriousness. Murphy or Mitro must play. I'd prob go Elliot, Yedlin, Dummett, lascelles, Clark, Shelvey, Diame, Ritchie, Atsu, Perez, Murphy
I'm taking credit for this one. When things were looking bad with 10 minutes to go I went for a tactical p!ss as if I do that I always miss the goals. It worked.
Yes, Newcastle's results can only be linked with your weak bladder. Spend the next match entire in the toilet and we'll surely win 28-0.
Despite the Pardew tactics and generally doing a decent job anywhere he's put, Gouffran actually is a striker. People seem to have forgotten that.
Can I just mention the minute colback went off we looked like a better team. He slows everything down. Passes backwards all the time and makes silly tackles. He went off and it frees up shelvey. We play with energy and pace. I said to the wife who's our worst player and she said the ginger ninja and I said now he is off watch us win. Perez scores and I'm getting a blowjob. ****ing result......
