Off Topic Compare the cheese to no 10 thread

Yeah you get ones with a foregrip handle but you cant just spray really, still hard to control until you get used to the gun. The game plays well and a couple of bullets hit you and youve had it, realistic!

And once you fire everyone follows the bullet streaming and you can be a sitting dck then. Especially when you're on an objective

 

Could do with a squad buddy. Add me... 'Space of Aides' and jump in if I'm online.

 

This is my sanctuary where football and F1 is not to be discussed.

 

Michael Schumacher occasionally played for a semi-pro football team in Austria. Not sure what position.

 

I just took a mountainous ****, so cold in the toilets that there was steam coming off it

I did it onto a wad of toilet paper as well because id had a piss thinking i didn't need to dump and then did

So the dump mountain landed on the platform / island of paper and went nowhere near the water

 

Always make a paper cushion in public/communal toilets.

 

you mean on the seat ?? i always do that

 

Gay

 

No. I mean a landing pad for the poop. As @Tobes said....Gay!

 

It's gay to not want other men's pee on your butt?

So to be straight you have to want other men's pee on your bum?

 

it's better than the squat-hover

 

the paper pad platform in the bowl is also necessary to prevent splash landings and sprayback from the filthy fetid water

 

I wouldn't use a toilet that was covered in piss.

 

There is dried pee residue there even if you don't see it.

My uncle-in-law is a dermatologist and he says he sees a lot of toilet-seat shaped rashes on people's rear ends.

Now, they probably come from cleaning fluids more often than disease from other people's bums, but either way, still not a good idea to sit on a public toilet.

 

Easy sorted, don't use a public ****ter

I'd rather do that, than lay toilet paper around it like some absolute Walter

 

Fair enough. I only put paper down on public toilets, and I only use them when I have to.

 

striker

 

Makes sense he would play in a position that capitalised on everyone else's hard work but he could then claim all the glory.

 

I don't often use public toilets, at work I go to the execs floor. The cleaner does the rounds everyday all day so it's never really a state.

But I've been to Glastonbury, festivals are renowned for ghastly toilet experiences. But, I have a particular system....

1. Take flush-able wet toilet wipes for your arse. It's a life saver.
2. I took disinfectant wipes to wipe the toilet seats.
3. Don't go to bed early, it's a festival FFS. Go to the compost toilets as you're getting back to the tent area at 3/4am when it's quiet and enjoy not being rushed.

With all of the above, I haven't had one bad toilet experience there. It's all about prep.

 

What the ****ing hell? This is The Cheese. Take your guns, bog roll and **** elsewhere, ****s