The Tottenham Hotspur "Spiral" Watch

This is one of the most confused posts I've ever seen!
He's clearly ****, but he's really brilliant.

 

Gent?

 

Just look at him, he's ****.

But give him a chance and he'll take it.

 

Like I said, he's a great finisher. Top corner, keeper no chance.

 

Yeah, as I said, you're really ****ing confused!

 

Hence "Harry Kane is such an enigma".

 

He's not, though. He's just a very good striker. Where's the confusion?

 

Good striker who doesn't turn up in big games but against **** teams he's ok.
Spud logic?

 

He's scored against virtually every Premier League side that he's played against.
Cardiff and Man Utd are the exceptions at the moment. 23 **** sides, apparently.
He's scored three times against Chelsea.

 

Did he score against Gent?

 

To be fair to Kane, that is a club thing rather than individual issue.

 

He isn't though. He can't dribble, he can't make a space for himself, he can't pick out a pass.

Spurs fans go on about him being World Class which he clearly isn't yet he gets world class goal to game ratios. Which is why I find it so strange. It's why the "One season wonder" meme exists. Because he plays like one.

 

He scored for Gent! Is that close?
Gent are better than Chelsea, Arsenal, City and Liverpool now, apparently.

 

Indeed small club mentality.

 

Typical English striker. Good finisher but technically average

 

That's about the only thing the useless Cnut did in two legs.

 

He isn't if you just stick your head in the sand and pretend he's not.
He clearly can dribble, make space for himself and pick out a pass, but you choose to believe otherwise.

He plays like a one season wonder, despite scoring 20+ goals for the last three seasons. I'll let you work that one out yourself.

 

20 goals in a **** team won't make a whole lot of difference, just gives you false hope.

 

He's a very good player but needs to:

Win trophies
Score in CL regularly
Score for England in major tournament

To become a top striker.