The "Mighty Juggernaut" thread

you trying to talk football with these Kants?

 

What had Zlatan achieved by Kane's age?

 

You could ask the same question of most strikers in the World.

 

Zlatan probably hadn't even heard of Spurs before moving to England, very much doubt you're big enough for a player of that level.

Jansson and Loldado are the level you need to be scouting at.

 

That sleight is beneath you, Sky.

Zlats (as the Spurs lads would refer to him) is a cultured player. He would be well aware of players like Greavsie, Chivers and Lineker; and, therefore, he will be well aware of the Mighty Spurs.

 

Doubt it Dullard

 

Come on Stoke you ****ing beauts.

 

Stoke as ****e mate, not as ****e as Gent though, so there's still hope.

 

Nasty by Glenn Whelan as he goes in two-footed on Jan Vertonghen. A red card? No says Jonathan Moss and instead shows the midfielder a yellow. He's a lucky man.
(BBC Football Live commentary)

Stoke trying hard to cope with a decent footballing side with leg-breaks.

Cue Charlie Adam...

 

Obviously been watching Dele Ali replays.

 

Good from Kane tbf. The little Gooner **** bag.

 

Ouch!

 

Another hat-trick on the cards?

 

It won't count as it's only Stoke.

 

Spurs 3 v 0 Stoke
(after only 37 minutes - Kane hat-trick)


@Skylarker You were talking about Zlatan earlier in this thread, and comparing him with Kane, and what Kane could learn from him. Good conversation, bro... I wonder how many hat-tricks Zlatan has scored in 37 minutes or less? I'm sure he can teach our Harry all about how to do that.

 

No I wasn't

Fail Dullard.

 

Forgive me, Sky. I spoke out of turn.

Dull I most definitely am, but I have not intention to mislead, misrepresent, or upset. I am not a wumster any more.

Sorry, mate.

 

That was shocking from Stoke, they look worse than Leicester FFS