Golf in the morning then going on the beer in the afternoon for rugby/footie,Sunday full of remorse for making an arse of myself the day before,usual weekend really.
I'm buying a copy of the Daily Record and reading some 'real life' articles. Always find them very uplifting and inspiring
Actually my birthday today (late 20's) so going out for dinner with my family tonight (Sash bash shall ensue) Tomorrow got Declan's football in the morning and then Bernadette is having a birthday party tomorrow night so hopefully get to finger some of her pals. Sunday, Declan got football again and then her fenian mhob are coming up (inc 2 sis in laws ) so hopefully finger them too. Fingers should be howling come Monday troops.
Unless you hated her and you get with a Nigerian couple where the guy brutally rapes her until she cries while your getting noshed off by the fuzziewuzzie chick laughing and snearing at the situation.
Having some drinks tonight and maybe watch Rangers. Tomorrow, will watch the rugby. Sunday, **** knows.
2 day week this week after my holiday train to London this afternoon get some Bangladeshi stomped on coke stuff my fat face then Old farm derby Sunday
You better stay offline tonight and tomorrow morning then in case you see the result before you watch it
What GroveRanger imagines I'm doing to feel better about his ****ty life : Sitting under a bridge whilst smoking smack and rubbing faeces into my jeans What my actual weekend plans are: I've got the missus round tonight for a bit, getting stoned and repainting the bathroom tomorrow then off for the Watford - W Ham game for 5.30. Going to get very stoned on Sunday and eat pizza. Can't wait