All the pie-chart would show is that, out of 100% of posts made about me during that 24 hours when I exercised a self-imposed curfew, John and Fosse, between them accounted for in excess of 50% of all posts, and you and HB accounted for most of the rest. But, look... that was then, this is now. I'm a reformed character. Non of that stuff is any longer relevant. Sure, there will still be some top bantz, but it will have a different character. Gone, will be all the personal attacks. That was all beneath me. HIAG is dead! Long live HIAG!
Eh? I never made any posts about you? The closest I got was tagging Fosse to make you aware you missed him but that wasn't directly to you so I made a grand total of zero so if I accounted for 25% with Fosse 25% that would make a total of zero posts about you in 24 hours
Sure. Bantz is what makes this board tick. We shouldn't look to change that. From me, there is going to be a different quality of bantz. I'm still in this for the ****s and giggles, but I You have to appreciate that there were a very small number of posts, in total, John. I think once posters picked up on the curfew, everyone complied. This is the reason I don't want to make any more of it. That was then, this is now.
I did you a service and brought your mistake to your attention. But that was it, I was done after that. I thought you were only counting direct comments anyway?
See! This is the very reason I don't want to rake over this particular fire. It's dead, even the embers have faded. I have moved on from this. None of that is important, now, John.
My two main buds will, undoubtedly, be overjoyed that I have turned a corner. I expect nothing but support from them. As I say, the bantz will continue, but it will be more respectful than it was before. This new HIAG is dull, sure; but he is always respectful and polite. You'll love the new HIAG, so long as you can put up with the crushing dullness.
I'll try not to, Stan! Top Northern bantz, by the way. Best humour in the world, you Mancs. Cracking stuff!
I have hung up my wum-guns, probably for the final time. There probably won't be any of that Wum Master bragging. I have disowned all of that. Certainly for now, anyway; and possibly for good.