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Another penalty claim turned down!

 

Seeing as you wasted £30m on Sissoko, you can have Gylfi for £60m

 

We'll give you Sissoko. Twice!

 

So he must book the prancing fairy for diving then?

 

Throw in Eriksson, Kane, Walker and Vertonghen then deal

 

I think he made the right decision, actually.
Not sure the defender got much on the ball, but he didn't do enough for a foul.

3-3! Aguero! How does he get that much space in the box on a corner?

 

We'll give you a couple of loanees. You've already got enough of our ex-players!

 

This ref has lost the ****ing plot

 

And both would get in your team

You've got plenty of our ex players too

 

Zabaleta trying to get himself sent off for dissent. Silly.
Guardiola should pull him off now.

 

Both? Sigurdsson would get on our bench. He'd be an improvement on our options there.
Who else? Naughton? No. Routledge? No. Carroll? Didn't. Have I forgotten anyone? It's quite a list!

 

Stones

 

FFS.

 

4-3! ****ing useless Stones! Some game. ****e defences!

 

Well....that was an easy bite

 

And we've got the rest!

 

I was genuinely puzzled as to why you said both. You've got about half a team up there!

 

And Watford. Sunderland only have two, so they're bottom. I think that's how it works.

 

5-3! Big suspicion of offside. This is a bit mental.

 

Thought it hit Sterling, but he got out of the way. Any more goals in this?