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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by brb, Feb 21, 2017.

  1. SaveTheHumans

    SaveTheHumans Well-Known Member

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    Looks very like Grove is writing a confession here imo...
     
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  2. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Going by today's rules my parents were negligent as ****. They never knew what the **** we were up to as long as we turned up for mealtimes.
     
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  3. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    The Warner hotel I was at wasn't in Portugal. I have a stone cold alibi.

    Nice hotel but full of stuck-up dullards and their ill mannered offspring. The kind of twats who drive a Lexus, play golf and send their kids to boarding school all year and can't stand being around them on holiday.

    Keep watching for other holiday reviews

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  4. Mick O'Toon

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    ^^^^Ditto
     
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  5. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    In the 60s and 70s Butlins had a baby alarm system that used to flash up telling people that a "Child was crying in chalet..whatever". That was the norm, no **** batted and eyelid that all the parents were out getting boozed up while the kids slept unattended.
     
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  6. Mind The Duck

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    I think shes dead but i wouldnt stop them looking. Nobody would. But they dont appear to be looking.

    500k in investments
     
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  7. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    That'll be why the asked the Home Secretary at the time (Theresa May) to get Scotland Yard involved then?
     
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  8. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    You went out for 8 hours a day when you were 3 ?.
    Maybe a 7 or 8 year old but 3 ?.
     
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  9. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    7 years ago

    700k in fund to find missing girl

    500k put into investments

    200k to fight legal case

    Looks like they dont want her found
     
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  10. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    You do realise the investigation is still ongoing?
     
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  11. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    They should buy some property in America, will those yields they would have enough money to fight both fronts
     
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  12. Mind The Duck

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    If i had 700k sitting around and i missing kid i wouldnt be content with an "open case" from Leicestershire Police.

    They did it Dev
     
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  13. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    I laughed for about 5 minutes straight after reading this poty
     
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  14. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    I bet the local nonce on a day pass would be on it. He'd attack the chalet next door in the commotion and have it away on his toes before anyone could turn round.
     
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  15. brb

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    You overlooked one very small minor detail which I thought every **** knew by now :)

    This resort did not have a listening service - no need to thank me for updating your expertise <ok>
     
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  16. brb

    brb CR250

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    Hooray, welcome to the calling Kevin stupid club, you've at long last made the GCer grade <applause>
     
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  17. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    ^^^^^ stoopid
     
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  18. brb

    brb CR250

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    Updated my title just for you x
     
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  19. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    You should update gambols too.

    Always late to the party <whistle>
     
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  20. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    So you would not sue the arse off someone who accused you of killing your own child, you'd just suck it up and let them profit on the back of your personal tragedy?

    As I said, righto.
     
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