The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

There's also a Swarbs group. It's called "change the ****ing record you boring ****ers"

 

Better than talking about haddron collisions you miserable twat.

 

Poor old Swarbs is having a hard time of it being holed up in Siberia.

 

It's called a Hadron Collider you uncouth prole

I'm not in Siberia any more...

 

Stick your fat head up you're rear hadron collider professor bunsen.

 

If Pepe Reina went to Manchester United Football Club, what would you change your name to?

 

It should actually be "Stick your fat head up your rear"

 

Oh we are in a good mood this evening. You must be still thinking about those ISAs

 

Ok prof,But i dont want "your" head up my rear.

But thanks for "your" kind offer

 

If Pepe Reina went to Man United.
There is more chance of Wayne Rooney going to university than Pepe Reina going to Man United. And there is more chance of him staying faithful to Coleen and going on a diet and Posh Spice putting on weight than there is of Rooney going to university.

 

You ignored my question.

If he went, what would you change your name to?

ClosetUtd?

 

If that's the case, Pepe's clearly happy with underachievement (Y)

 

Also, please remember that Rooney is a scouser, ie. from Liverpool.

 

I answered the question.
There is more chance of Shrek staying faithful to Coleen and Giggs avoided a prison term than there is of Pepe Reina joining Man United. And Giggs is going down. It may not be for 7 years, but he's going to spend a spell inside. Purjery carries a custodial sentence. I reckon Giggs will get 4 years and serve 2 1/2 years in prison.

 

That's not answering the question. That's cooking up some rubbish scouse fairytale whilst being entirely unfunny throughout.

F.

 

There is more to choosing a club than just the glory of trophies, but then why would I expect you to understand this.

 

IF he went, what would you change your name to, that is the question.

 

That may be so. But where did I dispute this?

 

My god this thread is still going.

 

Wrong. I would hope United never ever sign someone who doesn't want to win trophies. Of course they would also need to want to play for United but winning is what professional football is about. From winning a place in the team to winning the biggest prizes in the game.

One problem with the game now is that too many players go to clubs for the money and not for the honour and glory.