I do a lot of writing as part of my job ... you look after Quentin ... enjoy the ellipsis ... perhaps you should change your avatar to a mother hen with a brown beak? Just saying.
You seem to have a very unhealthy obsession with licking arses and sucking cocks, Bambi. It started last year with your rather bizarre fantasy of me having homo-erotic encounters with a middle-aged bloke dressed up as Rupert Bear, and it has culminated in a frenzied wet-dream that I have a gang of blokes licking my ring-piece. Untreated, I am concerned that your evidence sexual frustrations will lead to you doing unthinkable acts of depravity in your local park and cemetery. For the love of God, seek help, Bambi!
That was one of my most hilarious creations. A humourist and a satirist, such as myself, must be prepared to push the boundaries of acceptability in order to shock the general public from its lethargy. It's what I do, Akky.
... didn't need the commas ... no way you could make a living as a humourist or satirist because you can't write for **** Stick to waitressing at the Basingstoke Harvester and receiving Skyrimmer's small tip ...
Wrong, Akky. Most people - certainly those will some degree of intellect - saw it for what it was: a satirical comment on the current plight of LCFC.
No Nige, everyone saw it as some sad middle aged ****, creating a pornographic cartoon picture in the desperate hope of getting a laugh on the internet. Unfortunately for you, it was about as funny as ebola.
"Most people" The Hull lads basically told you to stiop being a sad twat when you started posting them on their board ... understandably they get a good reception from Mother Skyrimmer and the odd (being the opertaive word) Spud ... but they are generally your last resort once the words have failed you ...and you are starting to get a pasting on the verbal exchanges, let's be honest about it ..... The funniest thing about them by far is that you often seem to stay up into the early hours of the morning producing them ... if ever any evidence of a downright 'rattling' was needed
