Sissoko is obviously responsible for:- 1. The shortage of courgettes 2. Reality TV 3. Stave Macmanaman's commentaries 4 Brexit 5 Trump 6 Spurs complete inability to play football ============================ He also removed the start button from windows 8, created a sub-prime mortgage crisis, killed Jack Bauer, chopped down thousands of acres of rain forest and started a campaign suggesting vaccination could cause autism.
Made Michael Kane do all those crap films like Jaws 4. Didn't do much for Abel's shepherding career. Made bamboo kanes so hard for those pandas to eat they don't have time for anything else. Would never tell us the meaning of "rosebud".
Yuppie food Went into a restaurant once and they had courgette linguine...****ing sliced up courgette pretending to be pasta...Seriously...WTF ???? Even worse ... mo fos were eating that ****
First 10 minutes today will likely tell us all we need to know about today's outcome - and whether it's worth watching on..... You can guarantee that Fulham will come out of the blocks fast and furious - and if we're not up for it then expect the worst. Hoping for a reaction to recent half-assed performances, but frankly fearing the worst. (Geez - that makes RCL sound like a little ray of sunshine!!)
Sissoko is responsible for Croydon having a Boxpark - or as it's known locally, the glorified bus shelter that got £3m from the local taxpayer
I'm not sure if l have ever seen the second /half strength or even with a few changes which may have been forced through rotation or injury ever play that we'll recently .Performances tend to lack lustre, no style , unbalanced cock up. Not expecting any entertainment value today but maybe with my lucky pants on we can grind out a result. I have a jar of sheep's milk Halomi ( cows inot traditional ) in brine about 8 large pieces . The proper stuff not the bland supermarket tat . Very salty and surprisingly better uncooked . Keep it up Sid
Sissoko : Smaller wagon wheels Piers Morgan This mornings burnt toast Tim Lovejoy Kit Kats foil wrapper going missing
