Article: Patronising Puppet Pardew - P*ss off | Football, Newcastle

Puppet Pardew has been moving his lips with a couple of southern fat cats hands up his ass again.


He's now patronising NUFC fans by 'stressing' we need to re-evaluate our status as a football club.


"Maybe 10 years ago, we would be able to rival the Arsenal's and Manchester City's and Chelsea's of this world in terms of transfers"


"But that looks difficult at the moment until such times as we grow the club and show on the pitch that we can bring some success, then hopefully keep our better players and build on that."


Do us a favour Pardew, shut the f*ck up.


Hands up who thinks we can compete on transfers with Arsenal, City and Chelsea?!......Anyone?....any at the back?......No? Didnt think so. So do we need to be told this ridiculously, patronising, obvious point? No, of course we don't.


Do these clown in charge of our football club have any respect for us? Do these people have any concept of how the average Toon fan thinks? Have they ever spoken to a Toon fan in their life?


I'm sick to the back teeth of these non-quotes from Pard's, which are never lacking in total contempt for Newcastle Utd fans.


Looking at these quotes a bit closer you realise how much of a joke they are. 'Keep our better players', 'build success on the pitch', 'grow the club'. Laughable.


In 6 months, the main players that have had relative 'success on the pitch', that has 'grown the club' from Championship minnows to Premiership mid-table solidity, have all been shipped out the club with none of them left to 'build on'.


Carroll, Nolan, Enrique have all been sold by the club with Barton set to join them out the door unless he digs his heels in. How does this fit into building on success and hanging onto our better players? Simply, it doesn't.


His constant reminders to the fans that any of the 'big' clubs can take one of our players whenever they like, as long as the fee fits isnt needed and isn't very eye opening. WE KNOW every player has his price, as Mike Ashleys antics has shown us all what plan he has in the club.


Bring em in cheap, bring em in young, Sell em on.


Facts are we dont have any plans other than this. We aren't building for success, we are reducing the loan owed to The Fat Man. End of.


This 'business plan' doesn't help fans' cause with the hope we will hold onto Tiote or Coloccini before the transfer window slams shut at the end of this month. Sevilla and Valencia are sniffing round our captain like a fly round sh*t and Tiote isn't exactly short of admirers after his revelation last season. Chelsea being one of 'em. The fact that any Toon player has his price is also not exactly a stumbling block for any of these clubs in being able to acquire our best assets.


Why doesn't Ashley just have done with it and have a 'Everything For Sale' sign next to all the hideously oversized Sports Direct logo's spead all over the once classy looking stadium?


Toon fans can just about tolerate Pardew as long as he stops with these ridiculous interviews and quotes sent out across the sports media world. If he continues, the fans are gonna fully associate this plank with the two dodgy croneys we have in our board room. Which in turn, will only bring hurt on Pardew's door.


Toon fans aren't afraid to vocalise there discontent for a manager. If AP insist's on looking back at the clubs past in regards to finances, then maybe he should have a look back at some of the managers spells as well.


Grow a spine, have something meaningful to say, or just shut the f*ck up.

 

I was just going to link to the other thread about Pardew and post a "you mad" photo but you actually make some valid points.

 

Agree with almost everything, been saying it for ages, he spouts utter ****e, and has obviously bought into the "deluded geordies" patter.

 

Right! See you all in September, if I stay on here with all this I'll end up cutting myself.

 

Haha! Know what you mean mate!
Even then there will be something to complain about

 

im starting to think about doing then same

 

We could sign Messi and the ****ers would complain about his wages!

 

I think you go over the top a little, but so many of these points are true. My particular favourites:

This especially, as it's patronising to us but also it's basically a come-and-get-them plea to the big clubs!

 

Or when he fails to pass to Ameobi, haha

 

are you setting a club up and can i join blame the bbc since 606 closed this place got a lot more negative

 

Cockney Mafia out...

 

Ditto. We're a mid table club, better teams than us can have players taken from them. Spurs sold Berbatov for less than we got for Carroll, qualified for the Champions League with some shrewd signings but are still suffering with Modric wanting out to Chelsea. Arsenal are having players poached by 'bigger clubs' with Nasri seemingly on the way to City and Clichy already gone. We're not immune to this as the sales of Carroll and Enrique have shown (not counting Nolan who moved to the Championship for more money, will not miss him), but its hardly a mass exodus is it? If Tiote and Coloccini are gone in three weeks I'll reevaluate my stance, but until then I'm happily looking forward to Saturday.

Pardews damned if he does talk and damned if he doesn't, I've no issue either way.

 

I'm possibly the most optimistic person on this forum and I definitely don't buy in to the relegation crap, I feel our squad is generally better than it was this time last year and am feeling confident about the upcoming season BUT I agree with some things the OP says about Pardew maybe needing to shut up a bit.

I suppose in response to some of the points in the OP... If we are purely clearing MA's debts then personally I think that's a very good sign 'cos it a) makes the club's balance sheet look better (less cash/assets but less debt which is more prominent), and b) I think it looks like MA is getting ready to sell in the next couple of years.

This isn't really true now is it. Carroll, Nolan and Enrique may have been some of the main players but they definitely weren't the only ones. Barton, Tiote, Coloccini, Harper, Krul, Simpson and the rest have all been instrumental. Simpson I'd say has been the most improved player in our squad over the last 2 years and still shows signs of improving. Not to mention all the youngsters coming through which are showing massive promise.

 

Personally I'm sick of ****ers moaning about people moaning.

Theres some valid points raised there worth discussing, just get involved in the article and stop moaning for a change fellas

 

There is literally a thread spouting the same **** on the first page, why couldn't you just add your dross to that one. Why do you feel the need to post a similar article saying practically the same ****ing **** but with a new title. You're starting to remind me a bit of a poster of old on these forums who did the same.

 

Don't forget Guthrie! Instrumental in our promotion season and played well last season when he had chances.

 

There probably are but there are also people who would complain no matter what happened, and I'm tired of fighting the corner for optimism. Ever since the bbc606 lot came over this board took a nose dive in terms of quality (no offence to some of you, lots of good posters in there as well) and it isnt fun anymore.

 

I get what you mean but the doom and gloom unfortunately is all part and parcel of the game, some do take it to the extremes I admit, but I'm not going to be blindly optimistic about things thats are beyond optimism, like this latest article from Pardew for example.

 

Two things:
1) There were only about 5 people on the old 606 when it shut.
2) I think it might be more due to the fact that people expected to spend on transfers and we haven't

 

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