ok... RANDOM ONE...it's possible to buy resin comedy turds on the net with slightly famous names.... such as Freddie Pooger (as in Freddie Krueger) and ****ty ****ty Bang Bang etc... My personal favourite is ADOLF ****LER... please log in to view this image Without trawling the net can you guys think up any more random ones?
I'm sure Boney M did a song about poo a few years ago - I think the title was something like ' There's a brown turd in the sink ' tra la la la la. The lyrics also said about showing a 'motion'