Current location. About to drive up to a warm log cabin in the mountains for some wild boar and warm spiced beer.
Having a pint on the balcony watching my middle 'un at tennis. He's got a mini rugby match at six, might have a beer there too.
Nice one...maybe there's a Chippy on the way home? Treat your lad, you can pop into the pub whilst the fish frying.
That's mushroom too. Might have pizza myself later. I believe a takeaway is in the offing post egg chasing. Although I'd rather Indian.
,,, I was starting to worry! ... not that it's my place to tell a man what to do ... .... unless they're really thick like Sky ... then it's more like a public service
From what I hear you cant please, hence @FosseFilberto is playing with your mrs melons and she likes his marrow I am always open, why you sending your mrs round again for me to give her good seeing to?
Keep your material new mate, you'll stay fresh. Otherwise you just come across as someone who cant think for himself ;-) No mate, might need a bottle later. You got a late license or will I have to knock for you upstairs?