Pringles

Happy Birthday, baldy.

 

Jeans and a t-shirt

Jumpers are for Pooves

That reminds me do we have an update from the Digger on the Glasgow Turf War?

 

@LaptopBrain could you confirm ^

 

I bet you still have the tassle imprint from the time you got kicked in the heed by a lad wearing Frank Wright loafers ya fud.

 

I have never had the sh*t kicked out of me, never backed down from a one to one either. I've usually managed to diffuse violent situations with humour or the offer of my farter to save being beaten. Make them laugh or let them bum you, always preferable to getting swedged within an inch of your life.

May I say I detest football hooliganism. Probably about as popular a statement on here as saying I don't drink or take drugs but there you have it.

 

Your education is incomplete Grove...

 

How is that educational?

This is educational

Maybe use a prawn cocktail or salt & vinegar tube for that authentic touch.

 

Er....do I really want to click on that?

 

I have 2 new Stone Island polo tops they look smashing on me

 

Stone Island snides more like.

Didn't know you were a Chelsea fan btw?

 

Shouldn't you be out protesting against the World having borders you Cuck prick ?

 

How much were your polo shirts Simon?

This should be good

 

£75 each

 

Shouldn't you be photographing strangers on trains you ****ing wierdo?

 

They have a spare button.

 

I bought a pair of Stone Island jeans fae guy in a Vectra. I fear they may not be real.

 

They've spelled Stone Island wrong.

 

£75 is still ridiculous but I was expecting over £100 to be honest. Their clothes are over priced ****e aimed at Brexit voting scum who have diamond earrings

Hope this helps