A busy week but i have taken the missus to 50 shades bolloxology tonight. In short Rom com. Small bit of thriller attempted with a lot of monotonous bad sex which was very dull. I felt like i was married to the woman i saw her small tits that much. And finally the amount old fat old women in the cinema lusting over doran doing lifts in his gym was sick. So so eady to harvest their readies. One fat **** was seen by the missus getting nachos with the works, popcorn (large) with whatever chocolates in AND another bag of chocolates. Christ almighty she was as fat as **** when pointed out to me. Also a lot of staggery ones too. It was a mess. 7/10 whatever that means. (Either **** or great i couldnt quite follow the ratings chat) Im off to service the missus now.
She's expecting to be tied up and spanked after that movie. Don't disappoint. Remember no, means continue. Only the safe word means stop. Don't tell her what the safeword is.
Fair play to MITO for going... No sorry I mean wtf is MITO doing going? 90% of women reading and watching this crap would flat out refuse if you suggested tying them up and fisting the **** out of them. It's a daft fantasy in their heads, I think it's the equivalent of the superhero stuff for blokes. Don't watch it fellas MITO will never be the same again, don't fall into that trap these films are not for men.
I think his wife has found the axe and lesbian costume and told him to behave himself. There may have been spanking involed and a trip to the cinema as punishment.
They made another 50 shades film? Christ. Just had to google it and one of the top articles on it was this.... http://nymag.com/thecut/2017/02/exact-lipsticks-anastasia-steele-wears-in-50-shades-darker.html Jesus. I'd rather go without sex than have to sit through Z Factor and that bollux! #pray4mito
I would have to say that when you strip out the rather dull and unimaginative sex scenes it is a truely terrible story with a piss poor plot line and weak characters. not only does he look like a piss poor lover once he actually gets down to the business at hand she is frankly a minger.... lets call a spade a spade.
