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Off Topic MAFIA GAME THREAD - Mafia v The Town of Forumshire

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  1. ValleyGraduate12

    ValleyGraduate12 Aberdude's Puppet
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    He's getting blown up ;)
     
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  2. Beardsley's Stylist

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    Once you've extracted it
     
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    So its a strap on purple dildo bomb en ?
     
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  4. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Final table

    5 Valley - Hugh, Bobby, RHC, Beardsley, Astro
    3 AStro - Zingy, Valley, Mitro
    1 Bearssley - Solid
    1 Mitro - Chaos
     
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  5. Rum & Black for 2

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    You been drinking?

    <doh>
     
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  6. Beardsley's Stylist

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    Interesting to find out whether the suicide bomber has achieved his task. Unless of course I'm his target
     
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  7. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion
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    On Pantsy's logic that comment makes you the SB.
     
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  8. InBiscanWeTrust

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    It's night 3 in Forumshire and the town gather for their lynching. This stuff's easy they say as they confidently pick out the netx name... Valley!

    The noose tightens and snap, there goes his neck (and plenty of wool and twigs fall out of his pockets... odd). They search Valley but not much else was found, seems the town have managed to lynch a poor vanilla townie! They all look at each other... maybe it's not that easy!

    Town head off somewhat disheartened by killing a poor innocent man.

    During the night, the town hear shots fired... when they investigate they run towards the Bar... it looks like Beardsley has been shot by the mafia! Beardsley was the local pub landlord and was staying in getting drunk with a compatriot that night... although it looks like the compatriot was passed out drunk on the floor and had no involvement.

    Everyone heads home, knowing they'll clear that up in the morning when all of a sudden there was a huge BANG! They go to investigate and rush towards local resident RHC's house... or what's left of it. It seems RHC house has been blown up and body parts remain of two people... the other after intensive investigation appears to be Hugh! A note is also left near by that reads...

    "Fellow townsfolk of Forumshire, I hope you can forgive my actions. But when I heard that somebody had stollen my cream cakes, I went into meltdown. I lost my way. I just couldn't imagine a future filled with happiness. I NEED my cream cakes. EVERY DAY.
    I asked the founder of Fofumshire, Mr Biscan, if he had seen anything, or anyone acting suspiciously. He said he saw somebody throweing away an empty cake box, well OK, four empty cake boxes. I asked him repeatefly for a name. Eventually hd said "OK, OK, RHC. It was RHC."
    Biscan knew what I would do. RHC had to die and I did too.

    In my last will and testament I want to leave a special gift tk my old pal Trev (Mitro's Choreographer). Without his loyal friendship and support over the years I might have doneothis sooner. So, it is with great honouf and respect that I leave Trev my favourite bucket and mop. Well, someone has to clean up the mess and believe me, this gut being blown to bits is gonna cause a helluva lot of mess"

    RHC turned out to be a Vanilla Townie and Hugh was a suicide bomber whose religious beliefs now mean he thinks he'll spend eternity with 40 young beautiful women,

    Morning breaks with the town having lost 3 members
     
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  9. Obi Wan

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    I think he's blown up Biscan
     
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  10. Beardsley's Stylist

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    The suicide bomber dies tonight no matter what. Why hide it now
     
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  12. ValleyGraduate12

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    Well done town, you fools <doh>
     
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  13. ValleyGraduate12

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    I'm always a ****ing Vanilla when Biscan runs a game :(
     
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    I knew you were vt mate see post above

    These people never listen to me

    Ever
     
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    3 Mafia
    Godfather - Can't go out killing. Investigation comes back VT.
    Hitman - 100% accuracy on kill - can only attack after no mafia action night before

    Rookie - 50% accuracy on kill - can attack every night
    If team member dies before night 3, they can recruit. After night 3, lose that ability. If someone dies then recruit will fill Rookie role, and everyone else move up 1.

    So how did mafia kill tonight? <cough>recruitment <cough>
     
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  16. Captainchaos.

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    I can't think of anyone who could be behind all this ???

    Oh wait

    Perhaps it's skeletor
     
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  17. ValleyGraduate12

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    Come on Mafia, annialate the ****ers <party>
     
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  18. Captainchaos.

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    I didn't vote you, don't be so mean <ok>
     
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  20. swantastic

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    so bisc wanted to even up the numbers a bit ?
    how many town good guys and how many mafia bad guys left now ?
     
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