Rival watch

Or, you know, you could just patch them up...

 

We always used to patch them. Some pairs ended up more patch than denim

 

What a hit - Arjen Robben

 

Robben may be 3,000 years old, but he can still find the net. Some strike.

 

Keep up the good work Napoli!

 

Insigne's a great little player. He's like an Andy Reid who doesn't like chips or chocolate.

 

Wo ist Mesut Ozil?

 

Big handball call for Bayern, then Sanchez runs up the other end and falls over.

 

1-1. Penalty saved and Sanchez gets his move, er... I mean scores the rebound.

 

I know those ****ers behind the goal never give anything, but why are they on the same side as the linesman?
Would've had a clear view of that, but I don't think it's a penalty.

 

Sanchez looks pissed off all the time. Can see him getting a second yellow.

 

That's the first time I can remember seeing a keeper dive, in the Ashley Young sense.
****er injured himself doing it, too.

 

Koscielny off holding his hamstring. A month out wouldn't be a problem to us.

 

2-1. **** defending on a simple run and cross.

 

Beautiful cross but he had all the time in the world.

 

24 goals in 30 games for Lewandowski. Not bad.

 

3-1. That's a lovely goal.

 

Stunning goal.

 

That away goal not looking so important now

 

It's a butt ****ing.