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Off Topic PL board spokesperson

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by PINKIE, Feb 15, 2017.

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Which **** wants to be PL spokesperson ?

  1. Skylarker

  2. Bodwanki

  3. AKCJ

  4. Luvgonzo

  5. PISKIE & HIAG

  6. Ginger Marks

  7. Chief

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  1. Stan

    Stan Stalker

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    Nope but I can imagine it's like the British version on speed in a trailer park.

    Went to see Jerry Springer the Musical a few years ago. It won loads of awards. We thought it was ****ing ****.
     
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  2. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Skiddy votes for himself <doh>
     
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  3. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Must have been the other Skylarker that voted for you <whistle>
     
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  4. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Yeah it's called a sock, apparently!
     
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  5. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Shocked and disappointed that nobody has voted for me and HIAG to share the duties yet.
     
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  6. Stan

    Stan Stalker

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    Stan still isn't on the ballot paper. This is ****ing outrageous. It's because I'm black (I'm not black).

    I'm inclined to withdraw my candidacy.
     
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  7. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Plus the other Skylarker is a right cock.
     
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  8. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    That's what he said about you too.
     
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  9. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Wrong thread mate. We have a Grassing thread for these type of claims.

    Consider that a first warning.
     
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  10. NSIS

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    Now, that would make a great alternative programme.

    We could call it 'alternative points of view - Hosted by the not 606 Prem board'

    Dear outraged of Surrey;

    Get a life, you anally retentive, boring ****.,..
     
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  11. Tobes

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    I too have been discriminated against, I assumed this was due to me being a ****, but then I saw that Skiddy got on the ballot paper, so discounted that theory.
     
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  12. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    I did consider it, not sure it would work tbh.

    Sell it to me..
     
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  13. PINKIE

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    Somebody makes a complaint to HIAG, HIAG has a meltdown about Pixie, I get HIAG banned.

    It's a simple 1-2-3 approach.
     
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  14. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    I feel we need a new approach. So sorry mate, it's a no from me.
     
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  15. NSIS

    NSIS Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>
     
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  16. PINKIE

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    Fine, I'm down with the doing **** all angle to be honest.
     
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  17. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Why vote for a 15 year old Virgin then?
     
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  18. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    OUCH!

    @Ginger Marks
     
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  19. The Ginger Marks

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    VOTE GINGER a vote for change

    It's become increasingly obvious that the weak opposition for the post of chief executioner remains open. With this I make my pledge to rid the board of sycophants, rimmers, Klingons and general fcukwit. I promise to have them all installed on the Spurs board permanently so all their comments can be deleted by PNP at his leisure.

    This should enable people to again talk football without the drama queens queuing for attention. A vote for Ginger is a vote for the future. <ok>
     
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  20. PINKIE

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    Nice pitch. I reckon PNP would agree too.
     
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