Happy Valentine's day

"Roses are red,
violets are blue,
sugar is sweet,
I'm gonna break your face!"

 

Roses are red
Violets are gay
**** the Pope
and the IRA

 

Roses are red
Violets are violet
I like the bit in Airplane
Where the stewardess looks like she's blowing the pilot

 

Venom hates Trev
He says he's a puff
Trev found his twitter
venoms away in a huff

 

Aldo's nose is red
Gambol's couch is brown
Toby's Ukrainian girlfriend
Gets paid to go down

 

Roses are red
Violets are overrated
Trev visited a shaman
And got castrated

 

Roses are red
Pud had a baby
Its valentine's night
And he's lucky if its "Maybe"

 

Roses are red
Monica learned the Bongos
Not 606
Is full of ****s and *****s

 

Roses are red
Tina's a dyke
5 ****ing poems
Not one like

 

Puffs

 

Roses are red
Violets are blue
This thread has bad aids
And so do you

 

Roses are red
Rangers are blue
Celtic are awesome
and BIG JOCK KNEW

 

Southampton wear red
Pompey wear blue
We're going to Wembley
Hear that skates? **** you!

@pompeymeowth

 

Roses are red
Bluebells are blue
Celtic are ****ing well known for tampering with kids, the dirty fenian bastards
And BIG JOCK KNEW

 

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Get into the ****ing van
I have a knife

 

Roses are red
The water is blue
Struth had a life jacket
But he didn't bring two

 

Roses are red
Venoms a liar
He burned his face
In a chip pan fire

 

Balance is red
Edge got the blues
Wifes blown the mortgage
On Jimmy Choos

 

Jeans are still blue
Bedsit painted magenta
Toby downs Stella
Before the call centre