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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Feb 2, 2017.

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  1. Zanjinho

    Zanjinho Boom!
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    Lesbians?
     
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  2. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    What a load of ****....****ing hate it...wouldn't want to be with a woman who gives a hoot about it.

    A mugs game.
     
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  3. Sweats

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    ^tight bastard^
     
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  4. Sweats

    Sweats Sure
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    Well I've made a prawn, smoked salmon and crab cocktail starter. Main is chicken stuffed with haggis wrapped in pancetta. Served with cavalonero cabbage, garlic and rosemary roasted new potatoes in a shallot, grain mustard and whisky cream sauce.
     
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  5. Spurlock

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    Got a Valentine's Day Card through the post this morning

    Been using it as roach paper all day.

    Result.
     
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  6. Stan

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    Stan would devour that.
     
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  7. Sweats

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    Just did. Was very good.
     
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  8. Tobes

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    Nice work Sir *doffs cap*

    I'd expect the swallow for that tbh.
     
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  9. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    <laugh>
     
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  10. Sweats

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    I was thinking anal.


    For her that is <ok>
     
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  11. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Watching Barca get stuffed. My Valentine is upstairs watching a film, hopefully asleep!
     
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  12. Sweats

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    That said, if the whisky cream sauce has the same effect on her as it has me, I won't be going anywhere near her arse.
     
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    Sweats, Feb 14, 2017
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  13. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    <laugh>
     
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  14. Spurlock

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    PSG were magic tonight.

    Nice to see Barca get smashed.
     
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  15. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    For those who live in London....

    What's Kensal Green area like?
     
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    Libby, Feb 14, 2017
  16. Skylarker

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    That's the backpackers hostel.

    please log in to view this image
     
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  17. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Yeah I won't be staying there mate <laugh>

    Can smell the gear from here <yikes>
     
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  18. Skylarker

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    Not sure how recent this pic is, hopefully you can get an idea what it's like <ok>

    please log in to view this image
     
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  19. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Don't think that one is very recent SKY <laugh>

    I'm just thinking of finding somewhere ****ty & cheap to stay the night before the cup final, so having a look around London for something cheap.

    Using my night shift wisely ya see :bandit:
     
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  20. Stan

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    Why the **** are you even contemplating staying there? It's a ****ing **** hole. Is this a Cup final thing?
     
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