Why hasn't RHC reported in yet about the Cheesy events on Friday night? I wonder if he's been clubbed senseless by Denise's danglies?
I have 2 theories. 1) He ran away with MITO somewhere. 2) He couldn't take life without the cheese so went to Mansfield and killed himself on the same toilet that tool Gerrez's life. Obviously they can't both be right. We will find out which one is one day. 3rd theory. He's in Nozzer basement t waiting to be turned into würst. ... Or he fell down the stairs again.
It's your fault he off'd himself on Gerrez's loo then. He was looking for sympathy and you blanked him. The shame was too much he took his own life. You batard!
He's alive and well and posting on the mafia thread. The Cheese is now shut, I think he's hurting, go easy on him at this difficult time please mate.
It's all over. Denice has gone. The Cheese is closed. How long for, I don't know. She loved her present and gave me several kisses on the lips (no tongue). On Sunday, she gave me 6 whisky tumblers (brand new), the 'No drugs' sign that was on display behind the bar (for the sake of irony) and a pair of bluetooth headphones, acquired by one of her lifter fraternity. What happens now is anyone's guess. But even if it does reopen, it'll never be the same without her and her dysfunctional family and dog. She was open yesterday until 4 pm apparently. Anything that wasn't supped was given away. Typical of the woman.
Sorry bout that fella. You'll have to take a chair like one of the seats when a stadium is closed for demolition
