Rangers v Celtic

^this deserved more like iirc ^

 

Hiya Mick Well, by **** I've got a great turnkey investment for you! Only a mere $39,500 and net yield of about 15%. Or, if you want to be a tosser about it, I'll give you 8.5% upfront every year but obviously I keep the rest?

 

The Queen's pound being in a spot of bother damaging business?

Genuine question.

 

To be honest mate, not really because even though it is a bit more expensive to buy, they get a lot more rent because of exchange rate. And let's face it, if people are waiting for the Pound to get stronger, they'll be waiting a long ****ing time. The only reason we offer 8.5% up front is because people get greedy, not once has a client wanted the upfront money, they all go for the 15%. I'd love it if they went for the 8.5% upfront, that means I get money for **** all, sometimes we offer 11% upfront but this particular one would only be 8.5% upfront or 15% with us taking nothing but not upfront but vacancy rate is only 3%!

 

14% up front and am in

 

No can do, I have a wife and kids to feed and beer to drink.

 

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Am givin ye 1% of ma dough fur doin **** all

 

Send me a brochure or something you ape looking prick.

 

PM me your email and I will

 

Russ sucked twizz's penis as liz flicked bean.

 

Can I have a brochure? Holidays in Mauritius is whit am lookin for. Thanks.

 

4k, take it or leave it. *naked diving optional

 

Why do I get the feeling that is a fake email address?

 

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Because you are a taig and paranoia runs deep?

Send the email and I'll reply post haste

 

I'll send some stuff when I get into the office and as a Brucey bonus, I'll also send a property report of a house I sold a couple of weeks ago. If you buy, I'll even set up an LLC for you.

 

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