I had no doubt you would dodge the obvious lingering question , which situation is the goose and which one is the gander . Can't have it both ways no matter how you try to deflect the obvious . I'll take a gander latter and see if you actually answer , are IP addresses in stone or .... not .
I've moved on, mate. I think you should, too. I've wummed you without even wanting to! Can you not see that this gift of mine is, in reality, a curse? You think I like being a wum-master? Yep. I really am trying to go straight, Bod. Honest.. It's my joie de vive, mate. It keeps me young at heart. I'm nick-named Donkey Bozo, round the boardroom table. Bozo because I'm always clowning around and making people laugh at my hilarious antics, and Donkey because some of the guys have seen me in the showers. Bod, you make the mistake of believing that I take any of this seriously! I really don't, mate. You're not the first to fall under my spell, mate, and you won't be the last. I know the answer to that one. It's called fear, mate. These muppets are afraid of my wit. Bambi must **** himself every time I announce a new picture. I hear you loud and clear, bud. You will have seen that I have forgiven Pixie for his grassing-up antics. What you also need to know is that I have vowed to turn over a new leaf. I think that's what everyone wants, yeah?
You have quoted my wonderful prose word for word! Do you keep a scrapbook of my little gems? There are found footage movies that have been successively made on premises less terrifying than this, Pixie!
They are memorable because they are full of **** mate. So tell me, how does the 'Wum master' reconcile being the biggest meltdown queen on here ?
I have, Skiddy. Surely, you've notice that I have eased right up on him, since I was granted an official pardon? He might very well be grassing up another poor bastard, as we speak, but you won't hear any recrimination from me.
The problem with you, Pixie, is that you don't want forgiveness. Open your heart and let my forgiveness heal your wounds, brother.
I like this chipper, irreverent HIAG. More of this please and less of the blubbing drama queen in future.
Don't tempt fate, mate! A thread entitled "THE HIAG/PIXIE RECONCILIATION THREAD" has only one direction in which it can head, and it ain't North.
