The Pervert Thread

Much better than your last effort. Although im slightly scared by the thing on the left

 

63 feet tall!

 

. Not so much of a swan dive, more a John Smiths bomb.

 

I'm not gonna ridicule too much, cos I've got one or two guilty pleasures... But they're not for the first 20 pages.

 

Well best thread in yonks. Keep them for later pages. So you can hide them.

 

Throwing a local in there, you are all encouraged to do the same.

 

Oh cute that like.

 

I don't watch Corrie but I know this one, she's top drawer.

Funny story, my pal from Miami was over and we were shopping in town, he went to get a couple of Starbucks for us and I waited outside, when he come back he was raving about some hot chick he'd just been chatting with in the queue, he said he wanted to go back in to get her number so I went with him and it turned out to be Michelle Keegan and I obviously knew she had a boyfriend but couldn't help myself, I stood and watched him get pied before I laughed at him and told him who it was. She was laughing as well she knew exactly what I was up to.

 

I didn't know who it was

 

Nicole ****slinger is ****ing horrendous.
Wouldn't dip my toe in that slag let alone my cock.
Give me Beth Ditto or Gemma Collins anytime.
Real women.

 

Whee?

Pics man pics.

Although im gonna view them with squinted eyes.

 

Google them marra.
Beth is a lezzie like so nee chance there but I would yer nar?

 

They're the only 2 pictures of Beth Ditto I could find for ya Billy

 

My eyes my eyes.

What the ****ety ****.

You're a sick puppy William.

If i had to suffer, so does everyone else



You ned help.

 

Im in shock. Cant even type correctly.

 

Gemma Collins is a walking heart attack, I'd sooner saw off my own cock and eat it than even speak to that disgusting hanging animal.

If she was in my social network I would actively bully her.

 

That is Georgia May-Foote pal, she's a safe 8/10 all day.

 

So that wasn't Keegan.

I've lost the ****ing plot.

Billy has me a nervous wreck.

 

No it's just related cos they're both Corrie birds.