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You must be about the same age as me then, didn't she boast a 72 " bust

 

Think they were advertised as 73"

 

I bow to your greater knowledge, you pervie breast fixater!

 

Shame you two old ****s can't get it up anymore for a cheeky ****

 

Never had any problems in that area, and don't need Viagra like a lot of young angst ridden males nowadays.

Remember Sooty's catchphrase is "izzy wizzy let's get busy"

 

You use the force ... of the arsehole ??

 

Same mate, why the **** would anyone need Viagra unless they have a problem

 

Biscan only use viagra half the time...








...he's on the receiving end the rest of the time

 

I smell the strong scent of denial

 

You remind me of the story of the old and the young bull standing at the top of the hill when they see a herd of young heifers.

"Let's run down the hill and shag one" said the young bull

"No" said the old bull "Let us walk down the hill and shag them all"

 

It's the hammer that drives the nail

 

I didn't realise that's what he was referring to, but come to think of it, that Panda puppet that hung around Sooty always seemed to be rather cheerful.

 

Soo ... or Sweep. No. Sweep was that ****ing lop eared dog innit

 

Soo was hot

 

Soo sounds right. Sooty was getting his Izzy busy in her.

 

#iwould...





Would that count as a handjob?

 

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/ You don't want to know what I googled for that

 

3 fingers made her smile and nod her head, the full hand made her wave her arms about like mad too, what a girl

 

Some very confused/disturbed children may read this thread tomorrow

 

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