We did that already, mine was bigger. Except for the one dangling from Fosse's forehead #prematchbantz
Well done, now you'll have to read a 5000 word essay on the difficulties of attaching a penis to your forehead.
Liar! ...the judges ruled it 'too close to call' with the only difference being that yours was erect (rather worryingly) ... On to the game ...no complaints...your big name players turned up and I thought you looked very good tbf ..my only consolation is having Mikhitarian (man of the match for me) and Valencia in my fantasy footie team .. We need to get a lot better and quickly ..starting next week..central defence needs shaking up ...never a dull season with our lot, that's for sure.
I thought for 80 minutes it was a poor game by both sides tbh. That first half in particular - the ball spent about 10% of the time on the ground and the rest in the air. Not long ball at all but every fcker on both sides kept kicking it up and heading it back ad infinitum! The thing with us is we struggle to break a team down. BUT if we take the lead then the floodgates open. If we Mkhyt hadnt done what he did who knows what would've happened. Although tbh you never looked like scoring which I think is a worry for you.
I've been suffering from ill health since before the New Year and to be perfectly honest with you posting on a football forum is the last thing on my mind