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  1. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    You've just never met the right nun. I know, because the joke thread told me, that many nuns are nymphomaniacs.
     
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  2. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Too much X Hamster <laugh>
     
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    Zingy #ziggywould

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    You wanna try X Badger <ok>
     
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    All I know is, I'm ordering a pizza and asking for a female delivery driver. When she shows up I'm.going to tell her I'm out of money, is there any other way I can pay?
     
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  5. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    Genius. <applause>
     
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  6. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Odds on they'll only have the male delivery guy. The one who seems to find it most convenient to carry the pizza in on his knob, for some reason.


    So I'm told, of course. I have no experience of this, as I never order pizza.
     
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  8. Milk not bear jizz

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    Fine. Illf go to the kids school tonight and explain to the teacher I was never told about the birds and bees by my teacher and could she please explain it?
     
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  10. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    <laugh>
     
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    And you might meet some thirty-year-old "schoolgirl" in a ridiculously skimpy outfit who needs help with her homework in a classroom that mysteriously only has one desk and a US flag in the corner.
     
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    <laugh>

    You're one weird **** <laugh>
     
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  13. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    Getting ready
     
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  14. Milk not bear jizz

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    Drum roll ... How many tits will Denice expose... 1...2...3...
     
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  15. Zanjinho

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    How many does she have <yikes>
     
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    FedLadSonOfAnfield Lad

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    Teets
     
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    Probably no more than 3.

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    No report as yet from RHC our undercover reporter at Denise's leaving party.

    Maybe he was suffocated in breast meat after she got them out and rubbed his face in them, he should have made his excuses and left like any decent undercover reporter would do.

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    #zingywould
     
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    Eee, that takes me back to my teen years at the pictures, Chesty Morgan in Deadly Weapons <laugh>
     
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