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Was Jesus real?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Zico, Aug 11, 2011.

  1. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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  2. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    jesus was real I think , but , what an amazing stroke of luck that he was born on christmas day
     
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  3. Sam Axe

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    I am the 2nd coming of Jesus Christ the Saviour
     
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  4. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    and dying at Easter time.......too much of a coincidence if you ask me <ok>
     
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  5. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    Or rather, bad luck.
     
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  6. Sam Axe

    Sam Axe Active Member

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    Exactly, it meant he only got one set of pressies
     
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  7. More importantly, if he was real, do you reckon he was packin' a piece?

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  8. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    I reckon he was a grower, not a show-er.
     
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  9. The Magic Man

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    He's not the son of God, he's a very naughty boy.
     
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  10. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    No.

    Praise Allah!!!
     
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  11. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    So, when he was born was he christened Jesus ?
     
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  12. Sam Axe

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    Nope, he was christened Gary and like a lot of famous people he changed it when he was older <ok>
     
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  13. Tina_old

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    How can you christen a goldfish?
     
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  14. HackerJack

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    He was real, he stabbed John Cena.
     
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  15. greenhenky

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    dunno if jesus was real but i tell you who is for real
    [video=youtube;Q1bkrduIQmo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1bkrduIQmo[/video]

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  16. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    Yes I believe he was real, afterall 'there's no smoke without fire'. He was probably the dalai Lama called Issa, who after receivign his teachings went back west into india, persia, Israel and palastine until they 'assassinated him with cruel totures' most of his teachings are very much inline with the buddhists, it would also explain his 'healing powers'. as to the loaves and fishes, give me a packet of crisps and i could give 100 people something to eat, ok it might not be much, but it is soemthing, and that was what he was trying to teach, share what you have with all rather than keep it to yourself. And the water into wine, would not water taste like the finest wine to a man dying of thirst? then of course the Gospels, which can't all be true as they're all slightly different, and describe the events of his birth which none of them would know as none were there, they were the 'propaganda' of the Christian Church, coincidentally not written down for at least 40 years after his death, and is therefore most likely to have been very inaccurate and exaggerated.
     
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  17. SAMOC

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    lol

    although he wasnt born in december, the roman used a pagan festival to use as his birthday!!

    In fact there was no mention of jesus atall, untill many years after his supposed life had ended, funnily enough when the romans created the worlds most powerful church
     
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  18. Sam Axe

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    He was born in the Spring and the Christians moved it to coincide with the Winter Solstice to avoid persecution.
     
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  19. stelalouis

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    of course he was real and we all have to accept it.
     
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