I was thinking about own goals and I wondered if anyone has ever seen or heard of an incident where a player has got so confused in the moment that they've intentionally scored in their own goal and only realised their mistake afterwards? I haven't but when you think of some of the wacky stuff that has happened on the pitch I wouldn't be surprised if it's happened before.
Can't recall a direct goal but there was an incident of a defender in a change strip passing to an opposition attacker who planted the ball in the net.
This is no different to handing in a winning lottery ticket. Idiots http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-38934738 Cocaine with a street value of £50m has been washed up on beaches in Norfolk, the National Crime Agency says. About 360kg (793lbs) of the drug was found on Hopton beach, near Great Yarmouth and a beach near Caister. A member of the public contacted Norfolk Police having discovered a number of holdalls containing packages of cocaine on Hopton Beach. The seizure was referred to the National Crime Agency and officers continue to search the area. Matthew Rivers, from the NCA's border investigation team, said: "We are now working with Border Force, the Coastguard Agency and Norfolk Police to try and establish how the bags ended up where they did, however it is extremely unlikely that this was their intended destination. "This is obviously a substantial seizure of class A drugs and its loss will represent a major blow to the organised criminals involved." Supt Dave Buckley, from Norfolk Constabulary, said: "Whilst we believe we have recovered all the packages, should any member of the public find one they are urged to contact Norfolk Constabulary immediately. "We will have extra officers in the area to monitor the situation."
What I wanna know is who the **** is paying £150 a gram? I'd have probably thought of one or two other folk before dialling the old bill, if I'm being honest.
I'm not saying I'd have been straight on the phone to the cops but taking that quantity of coke and trying to sell it all yourself is risky as ****. Both in terms of the law and the people who actually own the coke.
I guess that a few people here have sent a text or email to the wrong person before but what about an American man who texted his ex boss about going ahead with the plan to kill his own wife, instead of the hitman he thought he was texting. What a monumental twat.
My lady had a dream last night, we'd been for a pub lunch and we were making our way out to the beer garden when a 5 year old little boy blocked the doorway and wouldn't let us through, me lady asked politely if he'd move to which he shouted **** OFF! So I knocked him out.
Is there any face walking the surface of this planet more punchable than the one belonging to Raheem Sterling? What an utter piece of **** that little boy is.
Even the way he runs is annoying. I think I'd put him fourth on the hitlist after Jamie Oliver, Piers Morgan and Joe Wicks.
Sounds like 'The Deacon' to me marra... went there midweek to help my missus feel better about herself 3 x Vodka & cokes plus a pint of lime & soda was £5:40..... awesome !!!!
I don't mind Joe Wicks he's the body coach? I think he's ok. Piers Morgan is alright too I don't mind him. Jamie Oliver can eat a dick. Only James Cordon gets close to Sterling imo, ****ing fat div.
But does he not annoy you with his England stuff? Getting his mummy to call in sick for him and that. You play them soon, I wonder if you'll change your mind when he's acting the pansy on the pitch.
