Putin the missus in her place

Where's the pun in that?

 

Hacking is Russian for Pun

 

Quit Stalin and report it to the feds.

 

I was going to Russian and write something, but now I'm Stalin about what information I can Putin here.

 

Ural ****s

 

You'll be telling me next that Nicholas the Second loved Tsardines!


Oh come on to **** lads, Tsar of Russia eating sardines....Tsardines. How the **** can't you find that super funny?

 

I thought it was the creme de la Kremlin, fair play

 

Some of the puns have been ok but that one was a Crimea

 

Are you being czarcastic?

 

Very good. Got any Ufas?

 

A Lada ****ers around these ends.

 

^^^^^^^^^^^

Top marx for this guy

 

Toyotally, mate

 

Wrong country.

Top Trabanter on here today.

 

I was moving it to cars, in the same way I moved it to fish when RL said "tartar" instead of "Tatar". Good day, sir.

 

It had already been moved to cars with the Lada gag, you were merely continuing that particular trend. Keep up.

 

Half you guys don't even know where Moscow is , when obviously it's in the barn .... with pa's cow .

 

Is that near coo eight (Kuwait, geddit?)

 

Is Ma's cow near coo eight?

**** off, then.