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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by gas, Feb 9, 2017.

  1. gas

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    Any of you lazy ****s done one for this year?

    My 5 -

    The Queen
    Prince Phil
    The Pope
    Rolf Harris
    Donald Trump
     
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  2. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Gas (he's gonny shag himself oot)
    Mick (the big foot one, not the idiot one, due complications of a massive foot)
    Archers (he's givin himself an aneurism on the brexit fred)
    Pud (heart attack in the post for the fat ****)
    Aldo (his wife is gonny take one slap too many and stick him with a bread knife)
     
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  3. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Pud's lost some beef iirc :emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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  4. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    ...aye right <laugh>
     
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  5. gas

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    The real freds been found, shut this pile of ****e doon ffs
     
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  6. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Hey <grr>
     
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  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    :grin:
     
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  8. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    You can cross my name off yer ****ing list mate. Whatever an aneurism is, it won't kill me...I'll bite it's ****ing face off and chase it into the river.
     
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  9. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    Hate death and hope.

    Jamie Oliver
    James Corden
    Michael McIntyre
    Prunella Scales.
     
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  10. Cruyff's Turn.

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    Oh please..Michael McIn ****ing tyre
     
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  11. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    I took Senga Oldco to see McIntyre. I actually enjoyed it <diva>
     
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  12. Tina.

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    I like McIntyre. Corden and fat Adele on the other hand, get them to fûck.
     
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  13. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Corden is very little talent stretched waaaaay to far. Nice enough bloke but hard to see how he's made a career based on just that alone. He is the same character in whatever show or film he's on.

    Adele sounds like Vic Reeves' doing the Pub Singer.
     
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  14. bayernkenny

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    Alan Brazil, Nick Ferrari, Ian Collins, Charlie Wolf and Adrian Durham.

    Five syringes and needles please!
     
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  15. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Rangers
    Rangers
    Rangers
    Rangers
    Rangers

    Oooft came over all feniany there.
     
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  16. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    Too right, brother.
     
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  17. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Bill Clinton
     
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  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    This thread has turned into Death List Wish.
     
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  19. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Duncan (cos I liked him when he was good ol' SN23) ah canny stand the **** now
     
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  20. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    I always thought you were a **** .<ok>
     
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