Any of you lazy ****s done one for this year? My 5 - The Queen Prince Phil The Pope Rolf Harris Donald Trump
Gas (he's gonny shag himself oot) Mick (the big foot one, not the idiot one, due complications of a massive foot) Archers (he's givin himself an aneurism on the brexit fred) Pud (heart attack in the post for the fat ****) Aldo (his wife is gonny take one slap too many and stick him with a bread knife)
You can cross my name off yer ****ing list mate. Whatever an aneurism is, it won't kill me...I'll bite it's ****ing face off and chase it into the river.
Corden is very little talent stretched waaaaay to far. Nice enough bloke but hard to see how he's made a career based on just that alone. He is the same character in whatever show or film he's on. Adele sounds like Vic Reeves' doing the Pub Singer.
Alan Brazil, Nick Ferrari, Ian Collins, Charlie Wolf and Adrian Durham. Five syringes and needles please!