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  1. The Ginger Marks

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    I played Ronnie Corbett years ago over nine he fell down seven of them....:emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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  2. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Extremely hungover...








    But just bought Wembley ticket :)
     
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  3. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Should have used a golf ball mate <whistle>
     
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  4. Stan

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    Appreciating the magic of codeine.
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    I'm waiting for @Spurlock to send me his secret family recipe for egg curry.
     
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  6. Stan

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    Sounds delicious but the after effects must be horrendous.
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Possibly.
     
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  8. Stan

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    Codeine's fully kicked in now. Happy Thursday everyone.
     
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  9. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Had to take tramadol for a back injury a couple of years ago. Basically lights out to be honest.
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    That's what they give you when you have the snip, it aint so good then and you wont sleep through it.
     
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  11. Spurlock

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    @luvgonzo

    Personally i rarely stick to recipes on the dot. I go with the flow with regards to weighing out my herbs and spices. As far as Egg curries go, the ones i have had are similar in ingredients and id be happy with this one if i was looking for myself.


     
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  12. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    The local curry house to where I used to live did this dish called chicken delight.

    That had boiled eggs in it. It was magical, I miss going there.
     
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  13. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    He shared it with me once ... didn't really fancy it to be fair

    Eat several eggs, a tin of beans and a large packet of dry roasted peanuts approximately two hours before commencing the main cooking prep - wash down with a pint of ginger beer (alcohol is a no no)

    Fry off onions in a big pan with a closed lid - add curry leaves, cumin, garam masala, turmeric, ginger, chilli flakes and one clove - add 2 pints of vegetable stock

    Bring to the boil then simmer until the liquid content has reduced by roughly half

    Lift lid off pan, drop cacks, release huge eggy fart into pan, quickly replace pan lid and simmer for a further 10 mins .... an egg or two could be added just prior to serving according to taste ... but probably not necessary as the 'egginess' will already be extreme ...<ok>
     
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  14. Spurlock

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    You can't beat a good egg curry lol
     
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    I make a mean Spinach and Haloumi curry. Again like @Spurlock I don't really stick to exact quantities, so if you want to make it the recipe below is made up by me, so feel free to adapt.

    1. Fry off two large onions chopped finely until translucent
    2. Add in plenty of fresh garlic and root ginger and a finely chopped chili pepper
    3. When it's all gone translucent, add in a tin of chopped tomatoes
    4. Add one tablespoon of garam masala and one tablespoon of cumin powder
    5. Reduce to a thick paste
    6. Add in two large bags of Spinach
    7. Add another two tablespoons of garam masala, Cumin powder and Veg stock (Bouillon is best)
    8. Add in a few roughly chopped mushrooms
    9, Reduce down to a thick paste
    10. Slice a block of haloumi into bite sized squares, then fry off in a separate pan
    11. Add a small pot of single cream to the curry and reduce again, add in the Haloumi right at the end.
    12. Serve with a warm Naan bread
    13. Cum in your pants (culinarilary speaking)
     
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  16. Spurlock

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    Leave the lid off when frying otherwise you retain the moisture and it doesn't fry right <doh>
     
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  17. Stan

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    True, otherwise it would be a scrambled egg curry.
     
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  18. Spurlock

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    At least you appreciate my wit
     
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  19. Spurlock

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    Now I'm in the mood to cook. Hmmm
     
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  20. Highburyal

    Highburyal Cun.t Chops

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    Nah you should be fine if you can handle food but if your sensitive then that's another thing altogether really...:emoticon-0126-nerd:
     
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