Can't help but noticing that most porn (excluding EDGE's whatapp happenings) now have lady stars with perfectly trimmed bushes. What say ye? I'd post pics but we all know what will happen. Mick or BRB will come along and in an impotent jealous rage will close the thread.
I like a bit of bush tbh. A smelly sweaty wan though can be toxic unless intoxicated myself, then I don't give a ****.
A classy bird won't let you go down on if shes been pishing booze all night. Unfortunately they are not all classy.
I grew up in the days of no shaving whatsoever and have come across some pretty tangled undergrowth in my time.
If I come back tomorrow and bib/edge has not given their formal opinions on such important matters I will be devastated. Facetime live suicide to follow.
That's just lazy though. I trim my baws, not shave. Wummin already spend more time ****ing about in your toilet that surely a quick beard trimmer wouldn't go a miss. **** it use mine by all means.Least when I next shave all I smell is sweaty minge.
Having had several encounters with some fairly hirsute hippy fannies in my youth I'm definitely a shaved man nowadays. Freeparties + oral sex =
Off topic but when I stayed in Shetland a boy I knew shagged a fat burd up ye olde cadbury tunnel and the next day in the shower he felt a lump under his foreskin. Luckily for him it was only an undigested sweetcorn.
Seeing as I managed to get a menshy in the poll I had to go with the depilated poontang. Having said that I don't mind a bit of neatly trimmed bush, it's when the hair starts above the belly button and goes half way down to the knees I have to say naw. Brazillian yes, coir doormat no. I also think that modern pornography is better produced, the actors are fitter and more body conscious. If you want to tug one off watching the old in and out you might as well see all the mechanics of the thing. Back in the day it was all hairy and difficult to tell exactly what was being poked. May I also remind you that I did a pubes poll of my own some time ago and neatly trimmed was the winner. Maybe GC should club together and buy a race horse and call it Neatly Trimmed, the commentary would be great. see GC uncut for some pube action
I'm honestly not fussed either way. Julie gets waxed bald every few months and before the waxing, there is generally a bit of a thicket. After the waxing, it's nice to be down there with a mouth full of unobstructed ****, as you flick your tongue gently on her bean whilst putting your finger in her greasy slit and pinky slips in for some lube before travelling down to the balloon knot to gently massage her farter. A hair minge can unleash a few surprises, namely urine infused bog roll balls, but is often a purveyor of that delightful musky pussy smell that I, for one, just adore as you search for the slit amongst the undergrowth to find a pussy smelling and tasting as God intended.
A bit like the choice between Galaxy Minstrels and a Terry's Chocolate Orange; once you start on your 'lunch' you could not care as both are wonderfully tasty and a joy to savour on your most tender organ! F**k me; will now have to stop off at the local Gentleman's Club after I visit my dear old Ma in her care home!
There's a lot to be said for both. As a preference, it's a trimmed-but-no-baldy look (from the landing strip up to anything short of a pantmoustache) for this fence sitting cuckold.
