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Was Jesus real?

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  1. Zico

    Zico Active Member

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    ...or made up?
     
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  2. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    which jesus are you on about ?
     
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  3. Zico

    Zico Active Member

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    The water to wine, loaves and fishes Jesus.
     
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  4. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    Incontrovertible proof. <ok>

    please log in to view this image
     
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    Erik, Aug 11, 2011
  5. Diaby's Massive Tekkers

    Diaby's Massive Tekkers New Member

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    Save me Jebus!!!
     
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  6. ToL1D7

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    this thread won't end.
     
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    ToL1D7, Aug 11, 2011

  7. Somerset_Scouse

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    Jesus Navas is a winger and plays in Spain <ok>
     
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    Somerset_Scouse, Aug 11, 2011
  8. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    Latecomer. Pfft.
     
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    Erik, Aug 11, 2011
  9. The Dandy Highwayman

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    He's the hero of a best selling fiction story.
     
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  10. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    Well given the The Bible says He was, yes. And we can trust The Bible because in The Bible, Jesus says The Bible is the infallible word of God, who is both Jesus and Jesus' dad. <ok>
     
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  11. Somerset_Scouse

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    Excuse me? not quite sure what this means?
     
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  12. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    You just copied my ****ty Jesus Navas joke. You're the Brian Conley of Not606.
     
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  13. Zico

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    Old testament God would have dealt with those bloody rioters.
    New testament God was far too lenient.

    Coordinator: Crucifixion?
    Prisoner: Yes.
    Coordinator: Good. Out of the door, line on the left, one cross each.
    [Next prisoner]
    Coordinator: Crucifixion?
    Mr. Cheeky: Er, no, freedom actually.
    Coordinator: What?
    Mr. Cheeky: Yeah, they said I hadn't done anything and I could go and live on an island somewhere.
    Coordinator: Oh I say, that's very nice. Well, off you go then.
    Mr. Cheeky: No, I'm just pulling your leg, it's crucifixion really.
    Coordinator: [laughing] Oh yes, very good. Well...
    Mr. Cheeky: Yes I know, out of the door, one cross each, line on the left.
     
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    Zico, Aug 11, 2011
  14. Tina_old

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    OP's going to Hell.

    FFs OMG LOLZ RATFLMAO.
     
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    Tina_old, Aug 11, 2011
  15. Somerset_Scouse

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    Sorry! wouldnt have done it intentionally.

    Where is it in this thread though? i can't see it anywhere.
     
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    Somerset_Scouse, Aug 11, 2011
  16. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    Crucifixion, you bastard, you lucky lucky bastard<grr>

    ps Jesus was real<ok>
     
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    gas, Aug 11, 2011
  17. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    There's a great big photo of him in Post #4. <laugh>
     
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    Erik, Aug 11, 2011
  18. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    Of course he is. He's the son of the Mystical Sky Wizard <ok>
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Aug 11, 2011
  19. Somerset_Scouse

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    Ahhhhhh sorry mate my computer in work doesn't show the pictures! Otherwise, believe me i wouldnt have said it <ok>
     
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    Somerset_Scouse, Aug 11, 2011
  20. Erik

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    No worries, sir, Jesus will forgive you. Eventually. After you've repented, gone a bit mental and offered your only child as the proverbial sacrificial lamb.
     
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