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  1. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    You suck at shaving .
     
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    FedLadSonOfAnfield Lad

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    Used to have a cat that had a mental thyroid so was on tablets. Getting those down was always hell, even squished into some fish or chicken it usually wasn't having it

    Lived a long time that one, think up to about 14ish, but in the last years was always to and fro for blood tests and medicine at the vets

    One day it just started having like a total cat malfunction in the kitchen and couldn't move so it was the old go to sleep needle that day
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Two tips.

    One. Don't use pills use liquid in a syringe... Much easier. Get the pills formulated into a liquid.

    Or use a pill popper. Long plastic tube you put pill in the end and there is a plunger at other end. Aim it at open mouth (use pill end to push into mouth if you have to) and then fire it at back of mouth... They swallow pill gone.


    I'll never try giving a cat a pill by hand again... There are much easier ways.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I'm only 20% British. :emoticon-0101-sadsm


    I got the expected 25% Eastern European from Mum being half eastern.

    I got over 25% Central European (again, expected since Mum is half German and I know there is a little German in the English side)

    What I didn't expect was that I'm more Scandinavian than British. Nana must have been banging a Swede.

    Explains why I spend so much time naked.
     
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    Have you ever tried muesli? :bandit:
     
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    Muesli is only for sluts
     
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    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Weird mongrel septic **** <ok>
     
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    :emoticon-0135-makeu
     
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    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid Forum Moderator

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    Do you drive a Volvo as well?
     
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  12. Milk not bear jizz

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    You misspelled Cnut.
     
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    No, I'm only 1/4 Scandinavian. Supposedly... Still don't know how that happened. Wish Nana was alive to ask.

    I like Swedes as in the root vegetables too. Is this genetic.
     
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    Only if you are a cannibal!
     
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    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    could be danish or what? scandinavian could mean a lot of things
     
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    It gives a bunch of potential relatives and what it estimates the distance is. I have a bunch of estimated 4t h thru 8th cousins in Norway and Sweden... None from Denmark.


    Strangely enough the closest relatives it has found are estimated 2nd through 4th cousins.

    They live in South Carolina a family who look like all took the test. I'm considering contacting them.
     
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    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid Forum Moderator

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    Aren't we all some what Scandinavian from Viking times
     
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    Yes but depending what part of the country you're from , only 2% to 13%. Geordies have the most Scandinavian in them. Southerners have the least.
     
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    <laugh>

    I just realised ... This might make me a Norwegian Liverpool fan...

    We DO exist.
     
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    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    hmmm. interesting. Would it be that it just doesn't have a big enough database of "volunteer" DNA

    1st cousins would really be known to you. those would be from direct aunts and uncles.

    Norway and Sweden DNA is interesting, though.... that COULD be norman dna either no? or would it be distinct?

    contact nobody. they will want to be in your will.
     
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