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  1. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    That'll be due to her putting her daughters thing on by mistake.


    #eyewatering
     
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  2. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    There's a house that's been a base for selling hash for 30 years. Father started it and then passed it on to his son. No weed, just hash. I'd never been, but my mate Crank knew the father, so he arranged to go and get an ounce for me and my mate to split. He was originally going to go last Thursday (they're only open between 4.30 - 7.30 pm). He called them to say he was on his way and was told not to come as "the door has just gone in". They'd been raided, but said "It'll be business as usual tomorrow" <yikes> Apparently a bloke Crank knows called in as the raid was in progress. He knocked on the door and a copper opened it, saying "There's no gear here at the moment. Come back tomorrow" <laugh>

    Crank eventually went to get it on Saturday. He called round at mine and dropped it off, already cut up into 4. for some reason. When I looked at it, I thought it looked a **** deal. When I met my mate later, he weighed it and it was exactly half of what we'd ordered AND paid for. I had to phone Crank and tell him, not really thinking he'd ripped me off. He couldn't get hold of the guy that night, but I got a text mid-afternoon saying he'd sorted it. In the end I went along with him last night, so they now know me. When Crank called, the bloke immediately apologised, saying we'd been given the wrong order, so we got the other half. 'Honour amongst dealers'. I never thought that would happen. I thought it would have been "You should have checked before you left, so tough ****" <laugh>

    They only close on Christmas Day. Open every other day of the year <yikes>
     
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  3. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    What a heart warming tale.

    Has The Cheese shut now then mate?
     
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  4. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I had to go and give a blood sample yesterday, prior to seeing the vascular specialist at the end of the month, so I took a day off. Went to the Cheese after the quack's (fit nurse took the blood). Loads of stuff was being moved out. Looks like she's definitely gone next week <doh> The leaving do will be a ****ing whopping night <yikes>
     
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  5. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    It was a major ****ing surprise. No, it's still open - leaving do on Friday. I presume it'll be a relief manager some time the following week, or it'll just shut.
     
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  6. Tobes

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    She might get her clout out as a leaving present mate <ok>
     
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  7. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    She's confirmed that the jugs will defo be making an appearance <laugh>
     
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  8. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    What a heart warming thought
     
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    Top avatar fella, keep that one.
     
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  10. Tobes

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    It'd be a nice touch and completely in keeping with her tenure.
     
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  11. organic red

    organic red Well-Known Member

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    :emoticon-0119-puke:
     
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  12. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    Can you put this in one sentence?
     
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  13. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Her leaving present from me has just arrived from Amazon. A plasma ciggy lighter. Pretty cool actually. I think I'll have to get one myself <ok>
     
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  14. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    Why when denise has just got you one ?
     
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  15. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    A whip-round has been organised foe Denice. I've bought her an individual present, so I'm not contributing. Wouldn't want to be the one to present her with it. She hates anything charitable coming her personal way. She's still not got a definite leaving date yet.
     
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    I think they should get her some more robust undergarments, as the current items appear to fail periodically.
     
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  17. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Only when manually assisted <ok>
     
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    They look like tasers!!!

    please log in to view this image
     
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    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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  20. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    It's as dead as a nun's **** on here today. Where is every ****pig?

    Big night tonight <ok>
     
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