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  1. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    You're a third Alpro
     
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  2. saintanton

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    Could have called yourself James Milkner.

    What is this DNA site of which you speak?
     
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  3. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    For someone that doesn't like their name being found online... you voluntarily submitted your DNA to a company so they now have a perm record of you... government will be all over that is inagine :bandit:
     
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  4. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Government already has my DNA. <ok>

    But yes, I did volunteer information to a company that now has my DNA, consider it worthwhile considering my complex ancestry. I really am curious how mixed up it is.
     
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  5. Tobes

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    Welcome to the family Son.
     
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  6. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    They take a DNA sample you send them in mail. They work out your family origins, what countries your ancestors are from, etc. Then they match you against people who you are probably related to and give an estimate how closely related you are.

    Optional how much information you share. James Milner didn't share anything other than his name. There's one guy on there that shared a photo with the site who is predicted 3rd cousin looks just like my dad.

    A lot of people with the surname Cuthbert... Just kidding.
     
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  7. Tobes

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    Sounds legit

    <laugh>
     
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  8. BobbyD

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    Sneaky.... you ever thought that Milk is a government operative. This is called operation 606trojanhorse. From being friendly to us and giving us advice on how not to leave our 'internet' trail, he's now advocating a full blown donation of our DNA.

    This would also explains how he photoshops RHCs photos in like 5 seconds in immaculate condition
     
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  9. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Apparently, I'm the closest living relative of a Nigerian prince who wants to leave me all his.many millions.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    <laugh>

    As I said, government already has my DNA so Im not worried about that. Government can, will, and probably does track me anyway. I'm more concerned with private corporations tracking me. Which, granted, one private corporation has my DNA now. They can't sell it or share it without my permission. Sure hacks can happen but I don't think there is that much motivation for hackers to jack it. They can't gain financial benefit from it.
     
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  11. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    Hallo. I am Zambian Prince, brother of Nigerian Prince with proof and documents that Nigerian Prince is big fraudster. But can offer with confidence investment opportunity for you. For just a small sum of £5000 we can offer you returns of many millions pounds
     
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  12. Milk not bear jizz

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    Oooh cool. I'm in. I just need to borrow some money from James Milner first.
     
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  13. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    nobodies asked why you know james milner's middle name yet... funny that.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Wikipedia. When it said I was estimated 3rd-5th cousin with James Milner I immediately checked to make sure it wasn't THAT James Milner... Sadly, the result was boring. I'm not.
     
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  15. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    secret.... wiki lies
     
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  16. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    James Cravendale Milner
     
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    It leaks as well.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    And it pee-deers.
     
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  19. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Sounds like about to lose another cat. My wife's 17 year old that she got whilst we were dating seems to be on its last legs. Going to take him to the vet when we get home presumably will be put to sleep, he's not on a good way.
     
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  20. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Shame, 17 is pretty good going though.
     
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