me n ma mate are sendin stupid texts to random numbers. its quite good. jst sent this - jesus christ man ma dung shooter is firin oot sum amount a rotten stinkers the day mate. musta been that madrass last night. av awready squeezed 2 hot sloppy ****es oot the day but the eye waterin stench jst keeps comin. not had any good replies maself. just the usual 'who's this' ma mate said - 'sorry a thot this was ma mum's number' nearly 25 and this makes me laff
Nev - When I sold timeshare over the phone we had huge lists of names, addresses and phone numbers in Southern England so me and my mate used to draw pictures with crayons or send a few staples and paper-clips with a note saying "Here's some random metal for you" We also used to play a game where we would outdo each other by saying random names to customers like "Hello this is shatterproof ruler from Gemini marketing" or "Good evening my name is bacon bits from Gemini marketing"
me n ma mate dun that in Oz. everytime we wer at the check out at asda or sumthin. 'any cash back?' 'no thanks our pets heads are fallin off'
I used to work on the tills in a textile shop when i was younger. the game was to add the word radge as many times in a sentence. Use to get some belters. the best ones were when people actually knew what you were up to and went balastic!
Dangerous game, when phones first became popular I got this random text. I replied with "what the ****?" and they replied saying it wasnt meant for me etc. Turned out it was a bird from Doncaster, a right filth monger. She used to ring me up wanting dirty chat. She ended up going tonto cos I wouldnt send her a valentines card. I just said "I'll be honest I dont know if you're stinking or not." After that she was telling me how she was sending her boyfriend up to kick the **** out of me. In fact, I can still remember her name. Its Gemma Lister, get looking about on facebook to see if she's a looker or just a fat sweaty beast. I'm going to try this game though
Just dun this one - sorry for pissin on ur tv on saturday. I admit it was me but it was stevie who shat in ur dads wallet. I dont know who put ur budgie in the fridge or ur fish in the freezer. Hope we can still be friends. I really like u x
I'm going to use my secret 606 e-mail addy to do the same seeing as I can't send text messages just now.
the good hing about ma fone is it says message failed if its not a number so someone is gettin these texts
