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Match Day Thread The PL Season 16/17 All Star Thread

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Skylarker, Aug 13, 2016.

  1. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    They were just connecting the jumps leads for us. Spurs added some petrol. Palace have given the weetabix for the driver.



    Probably crash next week now.


    Klopp. Poch. Big Sam<laugh>

    Sounds like a 1940's **** american comedy show.
     
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  2. Treble

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    Klopp the batshit crazy detective, Poch is his St Bernard, and Big Sam the fat woman who works in the coffee shop he buys his donuts from. Written and directed by David Moyes, every week we see them get into all sorts of hilarious scrapes only to have their arses handed to them at the end of each 90 min programme <ok>
     
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  3. PleaseNotPoll

    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    You spent most of last season doing exactly that. <confused>
    Clubs that can't grind out wins don't challenge, even though I don't think that's what we did.
    Failed to take a load of chances, then Boro threw caution to the wind at the end and managed to create one chance.
     
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  4. Skylarker

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    Go easy on me today you ****ers, got the hangover from hell.

    Plus I'm suffering with 'February Liverpool syndrome' - happens every ****ing year.
     
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  5. The Ginger Marks

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    No probs Sky, how's the G String?
     
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  6. Skylarker

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    My Mrs G-string's are up stairs. You a panty sniffer Skiddy, you sick ****er!
     
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  7. Bald Archie

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    Also known as Gunneritis, we tend to come down with it in March. :emoticon-0119-puke:
     
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  8. Skylarker

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    <laugh> <ok>
     
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  9. The Ginger Marks

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    Nah you've put two & two together and come up with five mate. The Gimp says he was fingering your G-String the other night when you met up for a session.
     
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  10. Skylarker

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    It was a crazy night, anything could have happened tbh!
     
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  11. The Ginger Marks

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    Yeah he said you bent his g string so he reciprocated.
     
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  12. Skylarker

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    ok
     
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  13. The Ginger Marks

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    Don't shoot the messenger mate.
     
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  14. Skylarker

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  15. Bald Archie

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    <laugh>
     
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  16. The Ginger Marks

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    <laugh> Now I know you had that on your database......that's how I read the gimps account....hope you enjoyed mate.:)
     
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  17. Skylarker

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    You just know this is such a wum board. Nobody bothers posting anything about City on here bcos there are no City fans <laugh>
     
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  20. Commachio

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    <laugh>. ****ing hell.
     
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