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No, this was a pizza shop, where they make, eh...pizzas! I thought I made that clear, you bog trotting simpleton.

 

I thought Iain lived in Spain? When did he move to Iceland?

 

that is sooooooooooooooo funny lolzy

 

*pizzeria
Steady on,was going to give you a priced menu but you can **** off and hope you choke.

 

I didn't realise I was making a joke.

 

I know!! That's what makes it so darn funny, OMG I can hardly breathe lolzy lolzy

 

That's ok,back on subject,yes very cheap.I don't eat them myself but found one for €8.45 in Pizza Hut,hope this helps.

 

It's not actually that clear.

But I do know dominos charge about 16 quid

Take away tally shops prob about a 8-10 quid

 

No, not really. I mean one of those pizza shops that sometimes also sell kebabs and **** like that. Not an actual sit down pizza chain.

 

Thank you, you have been a great help

 

I take it tally means Italian,so from my local tally can get one for a fiver,hope this helps.
https://flipdish.ie/chipmongers#/restaurant/1952

 

Thank you, you too have been a great help, eventually.

 

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Pud's mad wae it

 

His kid has cracked his password again.

 

Pretty easy to guess "tonymacaroni" though. Even for a newborn.

 

A man walks into a shoe shop and spots a pair of nice shoes.
He asks the assistant how much .
The assistant replies £800.
Wow that's a lot why so expensive?
They are made of human skin and are hand crafted , the most comfortable shoes you will ever wear.
The shopper tries them on and sure enough they were ****ing comfy and looked fantastic.
He tells the assistant well £800 is very steep but I have to have a pair, do you do them in black ?.
Yes sir they retail at £25.