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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Ron, Jan 29, 2017.

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  1. seabreeze

    seabreeze Well-Known Member

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    yes and no .
     
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    seabreeze, Jan 31, 2017
  2. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Make up your mind ffs
     
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    monacoger, Jan 31, 2017
  3. seabreeze

    seabreeze Well-Known Member

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    Yes I'm a hippy , no I don't have long hair ..it was a two part question . You wouldn't be a great interviewerer
     
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    seabreeze, Jan 31, 2017
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  4. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    <laugh><ok>
     
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    monacoger, Jan 31, 2017
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    Deleted # Well-Known Member

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    My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

    Life is like toilet paper, you're either on a roll or taking **** from some asshole.

    I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you.

    I'm not saying I hate you, but I would unplug your life support to charge my phone.
     
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  6. Da Original M.D 20/20

    Da Original M.D 20/20 Well-Known Member

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  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    One liner.
     
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    Gambol, Feb 2, 2017
  8. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Titanic
     
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    rogueleader, Feb 3, 2017
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  9. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Thought this was going to be a thread about ****s who can't handle their drugs. Instead it's a bunch of old ****s telling ****ey jokes.

    I'm out.
     
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    VenomPD, Feb 3, 2017
  10. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    That's technicaly three lines.

    And none of em are funny.
     
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    Archers Road, Feb 3, 2017
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  11. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    <diva>
     
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    Tina., Feb 3, 2017
  12. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    What do you call an Egyptian taxi driver?

    Tootankumoot

    :laugh: doesn't get much better than that folks

    Close the thread @Sidney Fiddler
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Feb 3, 2017
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  13. bayernkenny

    bayernkenny Well-Known Member

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    Q; where's the nearest boozer? A; you're f*****n' looking at him!
     
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    bayernkenny, Feb 3, 2017
  14. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    Sidney fiddler <laugh> I hope that's his real name.
     
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    Tina., Feb 3, 2017
  15. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    What do you call an Indian pool attendent?

    Didyouhandyerbandin



    ^THIS.IS.BRILLIANT
     
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    The Anilingus Aficionado, Feb 3, 2017
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  16. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    I'm too young to get the band reference but thanks anyway.
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Feb 3, 2017
  17. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    How much are pizzas from pizza shops in Scotland? I just had one and it cost 2.50 euros. I thought I would share that with you all. You're welcome.
     
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    monacoger, Feb 3, 2017
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  18. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Prices vary. Hope this helps
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Feb 3, 2017
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  19. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    No, it didn't help actually. I'm rather disappointed in you and feel somewhat let down.
     
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    monacoger, Feb 3, 2017
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  20. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    ^^^ Shops in Iceland
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Feb 3, 2017
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