Weird. Can't be arsed to read back. Has someone out dulled someone else? I'm lay in bed watching a **** film whilst picking a scabby wart on my dogs head who is currently lay between me and the Mrs.
If my dog jumped on my bed I'd smack her nose. She has her own bed, like dogs should do. Do you let it on the settee, as well?
Its Friday...its God day. Wash my balls, Fresh Garms, some nice Eu Du Toilette. I notice a few of you seem to be fascinated with my balls having a wash. You know who you are, PM me and we can arrange for a lathering session. Forgive me if I randomly slap my bellend over your faces during the course, see it as a treat. Time for Breakfast.
... those 'lucky' enough to undergo that particular experience might be mistaken in thinking they have a stray hair to brush away ... have a good day buddy
She has her own lounge during the day. I do let her on my sofa, though a blanket to protect the sofa.
See mate, I absolutely love dogs. I like to keep them that way because they seem to be more and more humanised. My brothers dog has been pampered that much it won't go outside if it's to windy or cold. He's been spoiled with food that much he even turns his nose up at pork, but will get stuck into chicken and beef It's like with humans and chav mothers, their babies aren't babies for long now as they are dressed up in the latest designer gear and having their ears pierced. I've only just found out that chav stands for Council House And Violence. I never knew
My thoughts exactly. Dogs have their own bed and certainly don't climb on the furniture imo. Love your dog but treat it as a dog.
We've taught our pup to hold a knife and fork, speak french and appreciate fine wines .... for all that she's quite level headed ... although she wouldn't be seen dead dining in a Harvester
Yeah I know it's a completely different game to play mate, I've just found personally anyone I know who plays snooker rinses pool because they find the potting so easy. Agree completely on 5-a-side though. I think it should be used more in youth football here as it's more about technical ability rather than pace and power... which is where we've been going wrong for years
What I'm doing now... Having a couple of swift ones in the pub before I go try and get some kip before work tonight
Love a nice bottle of Peroni mate. Generally in pubs round here it's **** on tap though. One of the only lagers I drink now. Bierra(sp?) Moretti is another.
