Off Topic The SIR Kenny Dalglish Public House

Maybe you need to sleep upside down like a bat?

 

I hope not - he'd have to send back Farage and Piers Morgen.

Would also be bad news for Melania.

 

That's not a nice way to describe your aunts.

 

@Nozzer !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Is Farage over here now?

 

I thought so. Maybe it was just wishful thinking.

 

@RedLadSonofAnfield!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Hope so.

 

You have read his posts?

 

Hmmmm ... UFO talk. I smell Sisu

 

whats he smell like.

herb and old socks?

 

Just set off a quinoa bomb in the office microwave. Heating some up and forgot to tear the vent slip. About 45 secs in there was an enormous bang.

Pretty impressive got a few people running into break room to see what the bang was.

 

brave.. how many were under their desks assuming that isis got them (those are the trump voters btw)

 

There's posh.

 

Firmino got a years ban and fine of £20,000. The fine is pretty irrelevant for a premier league player. Wonder what odds you could get on him being caught driving whilst banned?

 

Puts Milk's photoshopping to shame. Milk will have to up his game now.

 

none if he has any sense. he now already should have a driver employed.

50% of one weeks wages will cover it for year and his wife can do rest of driving after hours.

 

At least you didn't have to eat it.

Bonus.

 

Why not?

 

Sense and footballers? Not words you tend to see in the same sentence.

The club will probably pay for a driver or he will travel to training with whoever is in the first team that lives nearby.