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No benefits for rioters?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by The Magic Man, Aug 11, 2011.

  1. The Magic Man

    The Magic Man Well-Known Member

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    http://epetitions.direct.gov.uk/petitions/7337

    Over 90k so far. 100k people needed for the house of commons to consider this.

    Never going to happen, but is it a good idea? I think the ****ers who riot should rot in hell, but these pikeys will probably be worse with no benefits.

    Anyway sign the petition if you want, don't if you don't.
     
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  2. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    What a brilliant idea. No money --> steal to eat or feed habits --> get arrested and put in prison --> cost of housing, feeding and clothing prisoner is greater than unemployment benefit.

    Result? Extra cost of policing, extra cost of prison guards, extra cost of housing 1,000s of new prisoners, insurance costs for businesses go up, passing on extra costs to customers. Taxes go up to pay for it, services are cut and people get angry and start rioting.
     
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  3. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    How about we re-introduce the stocks? What better way to round off a trip to your local shopping centre than pelting a yob with some rancid tomatoes?
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Aug 11, 2011
  4. EDGE

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    Or

    Cut benefits -> scum bags NEED to find work -> if they can't find work -> they die.
     
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    EDGE, Aug 11, 2011
  5. -jordan-

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    bring back national service and instill some discipline in the complete and utter wasters.
     
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  6. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Bring back the Birch !
     
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  7. The Raging Oxter

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    Leading to massive increases in diseases like dysentry, TB, cholera etc. leading to outbreaks throughout the country, putting enormous pressure on the NHS and other services, costing the country billions.
     
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  8. -jordan-

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    nah, as these riots have shown - they'll just resort to thuggery and burglary.
     
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  9. gas

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  10. Otto Flayshow

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    Pro-Celebrity Keel-Hauling with Michael Gove.

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    Pitch to Tony Hayers this afternoon.
     
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  11. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    put that into water cannons then release the bees <ok>
     
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  12. gas

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    <laugh>
     
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  13. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    How about Bee Dogs.........thet`ll teach `em <grr>
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  14. The Magic Man

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    tit
     
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  15. rogueleader

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    riot bee dogs ; its the way forward ; Im phoning downing street right now
     
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  16. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    Dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees.

    As for no benefits for rioters, how about no rights for rioters? They basically become akin to medieval outlaws. If you beat/rape/kill one, there is no punishment. And they are forced to live in the forests.
     
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  17. rogueleader

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    I suppose where the riot control bee masterplan falls down is if some wasps move in , just a few in the street at first, then they begin to slowly take over....
     
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  18. gas

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    Just send in the Magners man.


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  19. Medro

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    I totally agree with this but if it's to apply to rioters then should it not apply for other crimes?

    It would be a vicious cycle as these scumbags aren't going to give up a life of criminality because they get no benefits.

    Toughen the jails up and make these people do some hard time. None if this sitting around snokin weed and playing pool. To me that doesn't sound like punishment.
     
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