I love Donald

I got your joke, give me some credit ffs!

 

Sign the Petition:

Donald Trump should be allowed to enter the UK in his capacity as head of the US Government, but he should not be invited to make an official State Visit because it would cause embarrassment to Her Majesty the Queen.

Donald Trump's well documented misogyny and vulgarity (Prince Phillip anyone?) disqualifies him from being received by Her Majesty the Queen or the Prince of Wales. Therefore during the term of his presidency Donald Trump should not be invited to the United Kingdom for an official State Visit.

****ing imbeciles

 

Surely it is Her Majesty that invites people for State visits? Not as if he is turning up unannounced!

 

Just bought a fake jobbie fae tam shepherds

 

That's not the point Iain and you well know it. The folks who started (and signed) this farce of a petition would be as well starting a petition calling for a house on Mars for every homeless person for all the good it will do. A total waste of time, as for embarrassing the queen surely her whole ****ing parasitic brood are more than capable of doing that.

 

Is it a curler, a log or a squelch?

 

Just sold someone my bag of **** i was taking to the game tonight

 

Your sold your missus!?

 

Trump = Brexit 2 every ****ing numb skull out there scouring the internet for a negative feed on DvT. It's certainly become like deep vein thrombosis, simple solution is put a tight sock in it, shut the **** up and find something interesting to do with your life

 

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Curler

 

*brb

 

I irritate Toby so much he mentions me again

 

Sold to Twinnings and moved from Presbyterian Belfast several years ago

Still my tipple.

 

Twinings not a papish brand?

BOYCOTTING JUST IN CASE.

 

Mike invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Mike’s mother couldn’t help but notice how beautiful Mike’s roommate Jennifer was.

Mike’s mom had long been suspicious of the ‘platonic’ relationship between Mike and Jennifer, and this had only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Mike and Jennifer than met the eye.

Reading his mom’s thoughts, Mike volunteered, “I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you Jennifer and I are just roommates.”

About a week later, Jennifer came to Mike saying, “Ever since your mother came to dinner, I’ve been unable to find that beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don’t suppose she took it, do you?”

Mike said, “Well, I doubt it, but I’ll send her an e-mail just to be sure.” So he sat down and sent her a message:

“Dear Mom,

I’m not saying that you did take the gravy ladle from the house, I’m not saying that you did not take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.

Love, Mike”

Several days later, Mike received an email back from his mother that read:

“Dear Son,

I’m not saying that you do sleep with Jennifer, I’m not saying that you do not sleep with Jennifer. But the fact remains that if Jennifer was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now.

Love, Mom”

 

I thought Mike was married ?

 

Terrible, Gerry.