"I was initially worried about giving a speech, so it took me a while to prepare my first couple of lines. But I feel much better now that I have snorted them."
The happy couple would like to thank you all for your very generous gifts. *turn to groom*None of them have receipts as they were picked up during the looting. Its ****, but its topical.
You going to france for a wedding? edit, my bad. just seen Rons location......in that case my joke still applies. they are mad for riots in France.
It's an English wedding and my son is best man for his mate. He is sort of prepared but would like some one liners. Good thinking Rebel, I can see that one getting used, carefully.
You might want to check that nobody in the audience has had a shop looted or anything before you use it, though. Nobody important, anyway!
More likely murmurs of "what's a herma...............what did he say? I suppose he could have a glossary printed on the back of the menu.
"I hope you enjoyed my speech" is bound to get the most laughs. Joking, just tell a funny story about your mate (try to keep his ex's out of it )
Agreed. Better keep him out of his ex's too. We do have a funny story that is ultra safe. Still makes me chuckle so might get used. It's handy to have a few different quips ready depending on how the audience reacts.
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If the groom is your brother, you start off with the line: 'I've known xxxx for many years now. He's been like a brother to me.' You should also drop in a heavy hint that he's nicked a load of gear in the riots, and guests should approach him discretely with offers.
Tell the bride his real name is Tuesday as when he was born his mother took one look and said "right that`s it I`m calling it a day" That was the only thing that raised a smile at a recent do I was at.
