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Discussion in 'Bristol City' started by Shinycitylad7, Apr 11, 2012.

  1. wizered

    wizered Ol' Mucker
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    .....and smelling like him, I ain't had a ****ing shower since, oh balls I can't remember..<laugh>
     
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  2. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    It's a common theme among old men ;) Everyone in my family have their own theory on how long ago it was my grandad had his last wash. My bet is 4 years ago, the last time he went abroad. Love him to bits but by god does he stink.
     
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  3. wizered

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    I'm blaming LJ for not winning a league game, as soon as he does I'm heading for the shower and cut throat, by the way having raised a son and 4 grandsons I can say with all honesty nothing stinks like a Teen and Twenty, raise your arms and have a sniff if you dare and I could never use the bathroom after they had used the facilities until the air had cleared...So don't be too sure...o_O
     
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  4. RedorDead

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    Yeah Shiny your generation ****ing stink. I've two boys your age and when one gets in the car I have to open the window as he stinks and I get high on it.
     
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  5. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    well I can't speak for your sons and grandsons but if there's 2 things I've got, ones a hairy back and chest, the other is plenty of aftershave and deodorants. I **** you not there is about 20 bottles of it above my wardrobe, the amount on spend on the stuff in unhealthy. Paco Rabanne 1 million is without a doubt the best there is. I suggest you buy some for your lads.
     
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  6. RedorDead

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    Nothing hides the stench of weed mate.

    I wear Dior Sauvage and the amount of compliments and asking what it is, is just strange. Even a stranger walked past me and then turned to ask as she liked it.
     
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  7. banksyisourhero

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    And me...
     
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  8. RedorDead

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    Does your wife think it's funny saying "you might smell like Jonny Depp, but that's all"
     
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  9. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    No but a clip around the ear might.
     
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  10. RedorDead

    RedorDead Well-Known Member

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    Been going on now for years. I used to test him by getting him to piss in a pot for samples weekly when he lived with me now he's in his own rented flat **** all I can do now.
     
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    Ok, playing catch up here....

    No, but I have it on good authority that he fancies me. Everyone does! :)

    How could I be upset. Have you seen the championship table today? Im couldnt get upset at the moment wiz <ok>;)

    I thought it was CAPSLOCKTONY. I should know after all.... apparently!! <laugh>

    I wasnt demoted <laugh>, im sure you will soon find out all about being demoted soon enough <whistle>


    Always a pleasue guys <ok>

    Ps.... im winning now :)
     
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  12. tiger-emyrs-wolf

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    Sorry capt not anymore
     
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    Ah **** off <laugh>
     
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  15. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    Stop flirting you melts.
     
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  16. Tom_BCFC

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    shut up
     
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  17. tiger-emyrs-wolf

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    Make me
     
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  18. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    We're going to get ****ing hammered tomorrow night, I can just feel it...
     
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  19. wizered

    wizered Ol' Mucker
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    My support for Johnson so far has been positive but with all of the misery we have endured my faith is running very thin, I will await tomorrows result before I join the majority, I want us to win but I fear the worst...
     
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  20. RedorDead

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    Just weird ain't it we are playing Wednesday on Tuesday.
     
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